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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    That photo up there really gives me a knot in my stomach. I've got two kids of my own, about that age, and thinking of leaving this earth--and them--early just about makes me sick. It's a tragedy for those poor kids, and for Chris. Regardless of the mistakes he made, it sounds like he was genuinely trying to turn his life around. RIP.
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    Image of Dandy Koufax Dandy Koufax
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    In 2076, when the racist, semiauto wielding Teabagger army overruns the East Coast and sacks New York and Washington, and the United States of America is destroyed and replaced by a crusader state called New Bethlehem, this is the kind of thing historians will say about 2008-2012.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    It goes without saying - let's keep it civil here, and use some quality judgment. If you can't be funny without shock or disrespect, save the joke for another circumstance.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Great post, Dash.

    Just an all-around awful story.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    These death posts always have the perfect balance of piss-poor shock humor and righteous indignation.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/09

    @ArkansasFred: And prayers for his family. Don't forget the prayers.
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    Image of Charisma Charisma
    12/17/09

    @ArkansasFred: And self-congratulatory disinterest.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/17/09

    @Charisma: Yep. Chock full of it. Well done.
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    Image of Charisma Charisma
    12/17/09

    @ArkansasFred: And meta meta-ing.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Rich Rodriguez is such a prick.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Chris Henry : Family Guy :: Jerry Rice : The Simpsons.

    /(::Yatil Green : The PJs)
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/09

    @David Hume: Wow. +1.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    As a father, seeing those smiling children and imagining them now without their daddy really breaks my heart.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/17/09

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Beautiful kids. I think I'm going to be sick.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Has Cowherd blamed it on his thug lifestyle yet?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    He'll be fine, it's not October 25th.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Per standard operating procedure, emergency crews smashed out the back window of the truck with a golf club and dragged Henry's girlfriend to safety.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Police are currently investigating reports that the truck was traveling at speeds in excess of Ochocinco miles per hour.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Walter Cronkite is reporting "He looks fine to me."
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Starting a fake Twitter account called BioDome10 is no way to get Pauly Shore's hopes up.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/16/09

    @Matt Sussman: You always know just what to say.
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