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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!

    Where our comments are MUN . . . DANE!!!
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    Edited by Steve U at 11/18/09 5:49 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Joe's car-buying advice, modeled on the cliche he uses about 1,200 times per telecast: "He needs to lay off the high fastback."
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    norbizness was starred norbizness was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    At Joe Morgan Honda, all MPG will be measured in rods to the hogshead, because that's the way he likes it!
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/18/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: rods to the hogshead

    A measurement that has also found favor among ESPN personalities.
     Reply
    David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Isn't running a car dealership one of the like 4 possible career options for ex-ballplayers?

    1. Terrible color analyst
    2. Terrible restaurateur/bar owner
    3. Terrible tax court defendant
    4. Car salesman
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Meanwhile Crazy Moe's Big Red Machines are out of batteries.

    (That's why she's crazy.)
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    He's going to blow his entire year's ad budget on a 30 second spot showing an Insight hybrid doing an insane Clorox'd tires smoky burnout.

    Count on it.
     Reply
    Edited by David Hume at 11/18/09 4:35 PM David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
    Image of Occam's Racer Occam's Racer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Joe felt it was his Civic duty.
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Occam's Racer was starred Occam's Racer was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/18/09

    @Occam's Racer: Really, a car pun? The Comment_Ninja is still around, and According to my charts, you haven't racked up a lot of good comments.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    11/18/09

    @Occam's Racer: Holy hell man. Puns are so paseo.
     Reply
    comment_ninja promoted this comment I Like Cheap Beer was starred I Like Cheap Beer was unstarred
    Image of Richard Starkey Richard Starkey
    11/18/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: None of us un-starred commenters can afFord to be making puns with the Comment_Ninja officiating.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Richard Starkey was starred Richard Starkey was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/18/09

    @Richard Starkey: Ok, now that really is bad. If you're going to follow along with the pun chain, at least have an Element of the right brand worked into your joke.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of comment_ninja comment_ninja
    11/18/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: @Richard Starkey: @The_Night_Man_Cometh:

    If I were your parents, I'd be so fucking disappointed with you all.
     Reply
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    11/18/09

    @comment_ninja: Who says they're not already?
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    I Like Cheap Beer was starred I Like Cheap Beer was unstarred
    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    11/18/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: While I generally agree with Mr Axe's contention regarding pun chains, in this limited circumstance, the unintended consequences have been pretty damn funny.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP
    11/18/09

    @FAILBOT:

    Axe continued the chain by capitalizing According.
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    FAILBOT promoted this comment Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP was starred Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    11/18/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Jaysus, it's one Saab story after another with you.
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    Dave J. was starred Dave J. was unstarred
    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    11/18/09

    @Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Oh, I saw that; the point is that pun chains are like fentanyl suppositories - thrilling, delicious, exciting, dangerous, and best enjoyed sparingly.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP
    11/18/09

    @FAILBOT:

    noted...but a delicious suppository? That's not something I can endorse.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/18/09

    @FAILBOT: Oh but we haven't had a good one in sooo long! I've been CRaVing one so bad I guess I just went along for the ride.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of bevraj of choice bevraj of choice
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    The first step in a well-laid plan to become the Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Well done, Mr. Morgan. Well done, indeed.
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac promoted this comment Edited by bevraj of choice at 11/18/09 4:29 PM bevraj of choice was starred bevraj of choice was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    If you think this is brilliant wait utill his junk bond and sub-prime lending businesses get off the ground!
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    "Why did you choose Honda, Joe?"

    "Consistency."
     Reply
    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of alftime alftime
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    You know, I've always said the best way to start a car is to insert the key into the ignition, and turn the key.
     Reply
    Stev D promoted this comment alftime was starred alftime was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Jon Miller likes the idea of owning a dealership, but he is holding out for a Latin American country to come out with a decent car so he can over-pronounce its name.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Ah, si, the Columbian Muerrrrrto Grrrrrrande, now with anti-stop brakes.
     Reply
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    comments on Cinci.com are pure comedy gold:

    ThisIsAConundrum wrote:

    I was at the airport on Monday night and outside terminal 3 I saw what I thought was Joe Morgan. He was talking into his cell phone. As I passed I acknowledged his presence and said hello. He seemed to acknowledge recognition, but continued his cell phone conversation. I guess it was him.

    11/18/2009 3:57:54 PM
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    Edited by Juancho at 11/18/09 4:15 PM Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    11/18/09

    @Juancho: Signed, Ken Tremen, Dous, Nebraska
     Reply
    Dave J. was starred Dave J. was unstarred
    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Don't worry about the Element's middling MPG rating or aesthetic offenses - this car has grit!
     Reply
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/18/09

    @P. Escobar, Jets Fan: yes, and the Honda Element is the underrated utility infielder of small SUVs.
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Oooh, you gotta love that new-Dave-Concepción-slept-in-it-last-night car smell!
     Reply
    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
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