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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/02/09

    In reply to Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
    Unlike River Phoenix, trading up to the club level worked out well for Trimble.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/02/09

    In reply to Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
    The survival rate of someone whose heart stops outside of a hospital is less than 10%, so yeah, he's pretty freaking lucky.

    Not to mention the odds that you'd have a heart attack at PNC Park and all three Pirates fans in attendance would have some sort of medical training...
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/02/09

    In reply to Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
    signaling Pirates staff who quickly grabbed the team's portable defibrillator.

    In the Bush White House they called these the "Cheney Saveys".
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    09/02/09

    In reply to Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
    And they laughed at me when I prototyped a Terrible Tourniquet.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/02/09

    In reply to Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
    The survival rate of someone whose heart stops outside of a hospital is less than 10%....

    Unless you happen to be a member of Motley Crue, then it's called Fridays.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/02/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +1
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    09/02/09

    In reply to Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
    Was he able to stay for Fireworks Night, watch the pierogi race, get his Clemente bobble head, hangout at the Riverwalk, grab some Quaker Steak and Lube wings, garlic fries and Quik It chicken? Really enjoy the park?

    What ballgame?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/02/09

    In reply to Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
    The Pirates aorta give those people free tickets to the next game for what they did.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/02/09

    @ScientificMapp: Or at least let them bypass the line.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/02/09

    @ScientificMapp: But trading down for better seats is an infarction of stadium rules.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/02/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Doctor, M I glad to see you!
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    09/02/09

    @ScientificMapp: Free tickets? Their interest mitral off with more Pirates baseball.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/02/09

    @ScientificMapp: They could at least have their cotton candy vendor give them a free Bundle of His finest.
     Reply
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    True story - once went on a blind date with a chick who asked if I could play her Bronson Arroyo CD in my car. I immediately pulled an illegal U-turn, drove her home and told her to lose my number. And yes, she was fat, why do you ask? I was in a dry spell.
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    Image of JustinSane07 JustinSane07
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    So that's what Jeff Hardy does in his off time.
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    Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! promoted this comment JustinSane07 was starred JustinSane07 was unstarred
    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    08/13/09

    @JustinSane07: No, that's crystal meth.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    Whatever truck load of supplements he's taking, it certainly isn't helping him. 10-11 with a 5.04 ERA and 1.46 WHIP. If he wasn't drowning himself in synthetic muscle, I don't think he can pitch for AA team.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    He also took an extra does of "suck" before he recorded his last album.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    More douchey: Arroyo or Scott Stapp from Creed? Discuss.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    08/13/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: I'm glad you specified "Scott Stapp from Creed", I almost confused him with all the other famous Scott Stapps.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    Sad to see Arroyo is just another baseball player in the flood of PED users.
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    Image of MTBVibe MTBVibe
    08/13/09

    @Hatey McLife: PED is a fairly defined category of mostly illegal substances. What Arroyo is doing is more the equivalent of testing an urban legend. "Dude, you'll play better if you lick the back of a urinal before the game!"

    Vitamin supplements are useless unless you have an actual, proven deficiency. Most of the time they're just ingredients for fairly pricey piss.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/13/09

    @MTBVibe: Care to guess again?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    08/13/09

    @Hatey McLife: In an ideal world, Arroyo would need nothing stronger than a wadi of chaw to get him through the game.
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    Image of MTBVibe MTBVibe
    08/13/09

    @Hatey McLife: ...licking the urinal won't improve my performance in a game?

    Yeah, you're right, I was off on the PED definition. PED is a loose classification of things which can be used to dope. My bad!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/13/09

    @MTBVibe: Gully-gee, looks like my humor got washed out, so I'm going to have to ditch my joke.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    Everyone should read that Peter Gammons Mitchell Report Article just for Jefferson Tardship's comment.
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    Image of AIDSCafe AIDSCafe
    08/13/09

    In reply to Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
    It all stems from when he moved in with his cousin Larry Appleton, they were like perfect strangers.
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