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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!

    Where our comments are MUN . . . DANE!!!
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    Edited by Steve U at 11/18/09 5:49 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Joe's car-buying advice, modeled on the cliche he uses about 1,200 times per telecast: "He needs to lay off the high fastback."
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    At Joe Morgan Honda, all MPG will be measured in rods to the hogshead, because that's the way he likes it!
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/18/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: rods to the hogshead

    A measurement that has also found favor among ESPN personalities.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Isn't running a car dealership one of the like 4 possible career options for ex-ballplayers?

    1. Terrible color analyst
    2. Terrible restaurateur/bar owner
    3. Terrible tax court defendant
    4. Car salesman
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Meanwhile Crazy Moe's Big Red Machines are out of batteries.

    (That's why she's crazy.)
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    He's going to blow his entire year's ad budget on a 30 second spot showing an Insight hybrid doing an insane Clorox'd tires smoky burnout.

    Count on it.
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    Edited by David Hume at 11/18/09 4:35 PM David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    If you think this is brilliant wait utill his junk bond and sub-prime lending businesses get off the ground!
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    "Why did you choose Honda, Joe?"

    "Consistency."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Jon Miller likes the idea of owning a dealership, but he is holding out for a Latin American country to come out with a decent car so he can over-pronounce its name.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Ah, si, the Columbian Muerrrrrto Grrrrrrande, now with anti-stop brakes.
     Reply
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    comments on Cinci.com are pure comedy gold:

    ThisIsAConundrum wrote:

    I was at the airport on Monday night and outside terminal 3 I saw what I thought was Joe Morgan. He was talking into his cell phone. As I passed I acknowledged his presence and said hello. He seemed to acknowledge recognition, but continued his cell phone conversation. I guess it was him.

    11/18/2009 3:57:54 PM
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    11/18/09

    @Juancho: Signed, Ken Tremen, Dous, Nebraska
     Reply
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Don't worry about the Element's middling MPG rating or aesthetic offenses - this car has grit!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/18/09

    @P. Escobar, Jets Fan: yes, and the Honda Element is the underrated utility infielder of small SUVs.
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Oooh, you gotta love that new-Dave-Concepción-slept-in-it-last-night car smell!
     Reply
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    First Salesman on the Wall of Fame: Davey Concepcion.
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    www.tiresjoemorgan.com
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    11/18/09

    @Phintastic: I'll check it out...
    so long as it's next to a strip club.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/18/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer:

    Keep in mind, it's Cincinnati. Talent level may differ than that of Arizona.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
    Meanwhile, in Seattle, the Mariners' star right fielder took part in groundbreaking ceremonies for Ichiro Suzuki.
     Reply
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