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Fuck You, "Stay Classy" Sometimes, the internet is just a big race to get the first quip in before anyone else. In comment sections everywhere (including Deadspin's—especially Deadspin's), it's about proving your wit. And that's perfectly all right! But for every comment that elicits laughs, there are 100 awful, lazy, gar...

Are You A Terrible Person For Wondering How Death Impacts Your Sports Team?In the wake of the Jovan Belcher murder-suicide this weekend I got this email from reader Tom:...

Hear Al Swearengen Sing Your Favorite '80s Hits Before he was winning awards for his portrayal of foul-mouthed saloon owner Al Swearengen on Deadwood, Ian McShane was just another middling English actor who had once put out an album of '80s power ballads....

It Never Gets Old

So they spent more money than anyone else. So they didn't have to wait as long as anyone else. Ask us fans if it feels any less amazing. It doesn't....

Tony Kornheiser Is Very Fussy About His Shellfish

In case you were wondering just what Tony Kornheiser is really like, apparently these days the needle on the douchemeter is pressed all the way to the right. I can't imagine going to a seafood restaurant and throwing a fit because my favorite variety of crab isn't on the menu, but then I don't work ...