Upgrade to a Versatile Cordless Vacuum For Just $70, Today Only

Cordless stick vacuums might not be ideal for a huge house, but if you live in a relatively small apartment, they can offer a great bang for your buck without taking up much space. If you’re ready to cut the cord and keep your floors clean, this 4.2 star rated Electrolux is marked down to $70 on Amazon, today only. »9/11/15 9:25am9/11/15 9:25am

Score Rare Discounts on a Few High End Roombas

I hear nothing but good things about Roombas, and if you want to try one out yourself, a few high end models are on sale today on Amazon. The Roomba 870 is $90 off its usual price, the 880 is $105 off, and if you need a robotic mop to go with it, the Braava 380t is also discounted $45 from its usual price. [iRobot Sale »8/27/15 6:15pm8/27/15 6:15pm

This Popular Dyson Handheld Vacuum Hits a New Price Low

Dyson dominated your nominations for best vacuum cleaner, and their popular DC34 handheld is marked down to an all-time low price right now on Amazon. This isn’t going to replace your stick vac, but for vacuuming furniture, raised surfaces, tight corners, and your car, it’s tough to beat. [Dyson DC34, $130] »4/28/15 6:45pm4/28/15 6:45pm

This Versatile Dyson Vacuum is Deeply Discounted Today

The Dyson DC35 transforms from a compact-but-powerful hand vacuum into a full length stick vac in seconds, and is of course completely cordless too. Dyson dominated the nominations for your favorite vacuum, and today’s price is about $40-$50 less than usual. [Dyson DC35, $175] »4/17/15 6:45pm4/17/15 6:45pm

Any Man Who Won't Clean Is a Terrible Asshole (Or Old, or Both)

If you are a man in a relationship with someone (most likely a woman) who is fed up with you because you don't clean house at all, or as much, or don't do it competently, or have to be asked, or have to be yelled at, or have to, in ANY way, shape, or form, be spoken to like a misbehaving child or an egregious pet,… »12/11/13 5:29pm12/11/13 5:29pm