Alright, either Nibbles is striking or everyone has gone to sleep. Regardless, I'm out. Thank you all for being the degenerate bastards I've learned to love.
See you tomorrow, hopefully early, drunk, and often.
@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Whoa, dude. I was laying in bed peacefully asleep, but then my douche-alarm went off at threat-level-Aqua. Please relax, son, so I don't have to work up a restraining order against you.
Just kidding around man, I'm out, I'll see you tomorrow.
@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Jesus, you are high maintenance Wamp. You know I love you homo-brother, but I'm still going to get to Katni before you.
@Saberhagendaaz: Katni is going to be thrilled to find out that two assholes from the opposite side of the nation are fighting for her affection/drunken emails.
And, for the record, I just wanted to say hi. Bastard.
@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Katni was trying to help me navigate the MMA crew I was stuck with via text, but unfortunately I returned home to DUAN.
I was just kidding around. Although the prospects of an escalating douche-battle between me and you for Katni via DUAN has to have some entertainment potential, right?
@Sex Fabregas: @Sex Fabregas: I won't tumblr. I'm an assist man -- I get hits for other people's sites. You will know when Katni and I hook up by unique-views alone.
Our douche-tastic oneupsmanship will culminate in an MMA battle for Katni's affection. Of course, it will end in a mutually agreed-upon draw when one of us is injured. Then, the ladies will see what a badass you are, and I'll ride off into the sunset toward grad school.
@Camp Tiger Claw: Sir, I'm just coming home and am drunk, and I'm first to admit that my star-status is questionable, but let me just say that after reviewing the history of DS commenters, I'm honored to even be in the vicinity of you.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know, CTC is a legend here. If you are new like me, check out the history.
@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: No, no - no way in hell they'd invite me back. I'll just be lurking the comments, and I'll try to put up a bit better of a fight this time. Or at least play up the stereotypes a bit harder...
@poutineandgravy: I'll tell you what: I read your blog and I mean don't get me wrong, I hate you and everything (being a student at Maryland), but I didn't think you deserved to choke and die about it or anything... but I did agree with whichever commenter said that you should have played up the villain role. It would have been awesome if every entry was like "4:55 PM: I missed the last five minutes because I had to yell at Rosa for preparing dinner all wrong."
@BlazingWithPhelps: Yea in retrospect I should've turned villain, but I spend all day hating those people, so I didn't especially want to become one.
Case in point: earlier this week, girl parked in front of me at the gas station. Car had New Jersey plates. After a few minutes of looking at the pump like it was fucking Greek, she came up to me and asked me to pump her gas for her because she'd "never had to do this before"
@poutineandgravy: Of course, if it'd earn me another live blog, I'd consider popping my collar, throwing on my class ring, and adding a III to my name.
@poutineandgravy: Good news! The District Attorney just left a message for your father, and it turns out that hobo you ran over in your Lexus was already dead when you hit him!
NO charges, but you really oughtta be more careful.
Oh yeah, plus an excellent Deleted Scenes. Next time I see I the 'hottest trick on the floor' I will say, "heyyy shawwwtyyy u lookin dammnnn fine momma".
Jeebus I might have to go look at Randolph Childress's crossover against UNC in the 1995 ACC Tournament to cheer me up but he would probably turn the ball over in the video
@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: They don't do particularly well against mid majors do they? I still remember the first half of the Butler Wake game in 2001.
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OH AND FUCK YOU NIBBLES YOU IGNORANT SLUT WAFFLE.
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See you tomorrow, hopefully early, drunk, and often.
Godspeed, DUAN, Godspeed.
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Just kidding around man, I'm out, I'll see you tomorrow.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT! I'm back! You can't go to bed!
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And, for the record, I just wanted to say hi. Bastard.
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I was just kidding around. Although the prospects of an escalating douche-battle between me and you for Katni via DUAN has to have some entertainment potential, right?
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As for the MMA crew, well, fuck them. You know?
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SABERHAGENDAAZ, MMA FIGHTER, REAPPEARING ON AVOIDING THE DROP THIS APRIL!
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THAT'S IT!!!
Our douche-tastic oneupsmanship will culminate in an MMA battle for Katni's affection. Of course, it will end in a mutually agreed-upon draw when one of us is injured. Then, the ladies will see what a badass you are, and I'll ride off into the sunset toward grad school.
And as for Katni: sequel.
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Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know, CTC is a legend here. If you are new like me, check out the history.
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And likewise, thanks to the commenteriat for its unyielding support of my liveblog. Can't wait to see all the Duke fans again tomorrow night.
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You're doing this one too? Really? No... no, it can't be...
That is kind of impressive. And kind of masochistic.
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Case in point: earlier this week, girl parked in front of me at the gas station. Car had New Jersey plates. After a few minutes of looking at the pump like it was fucking Greek, she came up to me and asked me to pump her gas for her because she'd "never had to do this before"
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NO charges, but you really oughtta be more careful.
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As I just said to my friend, watching Wake underachieve has become so routine it's no longer upsetting. This is just what they do.
We'll always have '95 & '96.
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