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To Watch Tonight

rickchand — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:15:09 EDT

What you missed while riding the giant NSFW mechanical bucking penis ...
• Arena Football: Philadelphia at Georgia (8 p.m., ET). Welcome to Duluth, bitches. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Boston at Minnesota (7 p.m., ET). Come see a sporting event in the only building named after a man named Hubert. [ESPN]
• NBA: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 4, Boston at Cleveland (8:15 p.m., ET). Any free pizza involved? [TNT]
• NHL: Western Conference finals, Game 3, Detroit at Dallas (8 p.m., ET). Ice hockey in Texas. Just as God intended. [Versus]

To Watch Tonight

rickchand — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:40:59 EDT

What to watch after your date is cancelled ...
• College basketball: Summit League championship game, Oral Roberts vs. IUPUI, in Tulsa (7 p.m., ET); Horizon League, championship game, Cleveland State at No. 10 Butler (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Sun Belt Conference championship game, Middle Tennessee State vs. Western Kentucky, in Mobile, Ala. (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]. Wait ... Indiana University and Purdue University in the same name? Me confused ...
• NHL: New Jersey at Montreal (7:30 p.m., ET). So what's the difference between Canadiens and Canadians? [Versus]
• Soccer: UEFA Champions League quarterfinals, second leg, Liverpool at Inter Milan (7 p.m., ET). Come for the snack bar, stay for the rioting. [ESPN2]

To Watch Tonight

rickchand — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:20:47 EST

What to watch while celebrating the 30th anniversary of Shatner's "Rocket Man" ...
• College basketball: Vanderbilt at Tennessee (7 p.m., ET); Indiana at Minnesota (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Marquette at Louisville (7 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]; Arizona at Stanford (11 p.m., ET) [FSN]. Oh Vandy, well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Vandy ...
•NBA: Cleveland at San Antonio (8:15 p.m., ET); Phoenix at L.A. Lakers (10:30 p.m., ET). Your first-place Lakers, by the way. [TNT]
• Tennis: Australian Open, early rounds, at Melbourne (9 p.m., ET, 3:30 a.m., ET). Rise and shine! Your stocks are up, yours are down. Time to watch the Australian Open. [ESPN2]