The Dadspin Guide To The American Snow Day

It's snowing. Again. I live in an area where the arrival of half a snowflake results in the absolute cessation of all business and public transport and hospital respirators, so school is closed. For the 90th fucking time. At this rate, my children will learn to read sometime around 2085. » 3/03/14 2:30pm 3/03/14 2:30pm

Deadspin's Sign Of The Apocalypse

Deadspin has long admired Sports Illustrated's weekly Sign of the Apocalypse, a cheeky chronicle of sports' wacky tapestry. But why stop at one sign per week? This civilization of ours has plenty of foibles to go around. » 9/01/12 3:00pm 9/01/12 3:00pm

Tim McCarver Blames Global Warming For The Increase In Major League…

We'd normally save this sort of thing for McCarve'd Up (which will be back next week after being pre-empted for NFL draft coverage) but Tim McCarver said one of the stupidest things ever spoken on a television broadcast today, blaming global warming for "making the air thin" and thus leading to a rise in home runs. » 4/28/12 2:50pm 4/28/12 2:50pm