The Dadspin Guide To The American Snow DayDrew Magary3/03/14 2:30pm1026EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkIt's snowing. Again. I live in an area where the arrival of half a snowflake results in the absolute cessation of all business and public transport and hospital respirators, so school is closed. For the 90th fucking time. At this rate, my children will learn to read sometime around 2085.