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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    Hm. Hell, at this point, I'll try to get my sister to say she slept with him. Should garner her a little cash from the magazines and tv stations...
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    So if he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats

    Pretty sure if he'd been able to keep it a secret, we wouldn't all be talking about it today.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    Tiger is on suicide watch, right?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    Its like that old Better Than Ezra saw: Big Cats even are the greatest lays.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    she didn't want to feel like a bought woman

    She's still bitter about that time a Phonecian sailor got her for a jar of olive oil and some figs.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    I had no clue Wayland Flowers was in the Witness Protection program.
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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    The Ron-Ron letter , in its entirety, is worth the read.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/15/09

    @That-Dude: I liked how he uses his own name in the tags for a post on his own blog.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    That's actually the centerfold from this month's issue of Sleighboy
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    Image of bevraj of choice bevraj of choice
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    "Clinton Portis' thoughts..."

    /Rereads

    "Clinton Portis' thoughts..."

    /Refreshes

    "Clinton Portis' thoughts..."

    /Still not convinced
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    Pedro Cuatrocinco promoted this comment Edited by bevraj of choice at 12/15/09 6:58 PM bevraj of choice was starred bevraj of choice was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/15/09

    In reply to Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too
    That man's face reminds me. I have Super Mario World on pause in the other room.
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    Image of DanteCalabriasInferno DanteCalabriasInferno
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Cue unleashing of dragon.
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    Paul.B.Dodd promoted this comment DanteCalabriasInferno was starred DanteCalabriasInferno was unstarred
    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    07/30/09

    @DanteCalabriasInferno:
    And the Thong Song.
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    Image of JustinSane07 JustinSane07
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    No Rodman jokes? For shame, Deadspin commenters. For shame.
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    Image of comment_ninja comment_ninja
    07/30/09

    @JustinSane07: Bizarro me, is that you?
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    Edited by comment_ninja at 07/30/09 2:36 PM comment_ninja was starred comment_ninja was unstarred
    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Until he gives acerbic, but loving relationship advice to his dowdy female friend- he's not gay.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    "...I dyed my hair blond. You know, it wasn't an attention seeker. I actually was out of the country..."

    "I went to Greece, actually. It was great until this Jason guy and his buddies got one look at my head and chased me all over the fucking place."
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Tim Hardaway just picked Portis #1 overall in his fantasy football draft.
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    Image of ChanHoParkour ChanHoParkour
    07/30/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 insincere apology
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