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Image of norbizness norbizness 01/26/10

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Oh me, oh my-oh. Reply

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Image of Can I Borrow a Feeling Can I Borrow a Feeling 01/25/10

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This picture just really sums up genetics nicely. Reply
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Image of FlakJack FlakJack 01/25/10

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Next time, you better eat Stickum and babies for lunch, like Lester Hayes used to do. Reply

Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan 01/26/10

@FlakJack: Awesome. +1 Reply

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Image of Gman6 Gman6 01/25/10

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I know this is being funny and I appreciate it being a from Chicago and a Bears Fan, but last time I checked I doubt people from Minneapolis eat outside in short sleeves in the middle of f'n January... Reply
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Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine 01/25/10

@Gman6: Especially when they're in New Orleans. Too much winter fat to show off. Reply

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Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos 01/25/10

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I don't know about the seafood, but I'm pretty sure finger blasting that jello wrestler on Bourbon Street right before the game didn't help. Reply

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Image of QuinnDunn QuinnDunn 01/25/10

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No snarky comment on my part just a very interesting post, thanks deadspin your fucking dreamy. Love QD Reply
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@QuinnDunn:

You're like Gourmet Spud in reverse.
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Image of SynicVance2.0 SynicVance2.0 01/25/10

@QuinnDunn: Why the hell is Deadspin fucking dreamy? Who the fuck is dreamy? Reply

Image of QuinnDunn QuinnDunn 01/25/10

@SynicVance2.0: Haze the new guy! I get it, and am all for it, but I will say right now I am not eating the fucking ookie cookie. Reply
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@QuinnDunn:

It's not hazing the new guy. It's telling the new guy that his comments are unfunny, homophobic and generally terrible.
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Image of bevraj of choice bevraj of choice 01/25/10

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Questioned about his pregame meal, Peterson said, "Sticks-to-your-ribs, my ass!" Reply
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Image of FavreFAIL FavreFAIL 01/25/10

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You can tell he was already choking before the game Reply

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Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo 01/25/10

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I loved him in "Radio". Reply

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Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac 01/25/10

In reply to Adrian Peterson's Fumbles Caused By French Fry Grease?
Yeah Hi, 911? Listen, I'm outside eating and, well, there are two black people here...I don't know, they're doing what they always do - eating fried foods. My wife is sucking down cigarettes in hopes that it will kill her before they do. Please send help. Reply
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Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman 01/25/10

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That's spooky, because I heard hours before the game Brett Favre named his dog after Shadow's pet in Final Fantasy III. Reply

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Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan 01/25/10

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He clearly ordered the flounder. Reply

Image of bevraj of choice bevraj of choice 01/25/10

@AzureTexan: Are you sure that's not the crappie? Reply
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@bevraj of choice: If he keeps dropping the ball like that, he'll have to order the deep snapper. Reply

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Image of Steve U Steve U 12/04/09

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Adrian Peterson, for proving that his BMW can travel 109 m.p.h. Yes, he was in a 55-m.p.h. zone

To be fair, someone had spray-painted "mod 55" onto the speed limit sign. Peterson thought he was actually 1 m.p.h. under.
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Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak 12/04/09

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A duck hasn't been this poorly handled since George Lucas decided to produce Howard the Duck. Reply
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Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver 12/04/09

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LaMichael James was Charles Duckman and Blount was Mambo. Reply

Image of FlakJack FlakJack 12/04/09

@the earl of weaver: I see where you're going, but Blount strikes me (and anyone else who pisses him off) as more of an Ajax type. Reply

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Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns 12/04/09

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Blount's parents were big fans of Les Factes de Vie, the French version of The Facts of Life. Reply

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Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud 12/04/09

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That duck has a distinct "I'm about to become foie gras" look of terror about him. Reply

Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest 12/04/09

@Gourmet Spud: I see more of a "I'm a deadbeat dad who has to have my rich Uncle Scrooge take care of my kids" look. Reply

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Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan 12/04/09

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Re Peterson:

Left unreported is that Brett Favre was sitting in the passenger seat and playing I Spy, because, well . . . because he's like a kid out there, dammit.
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Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead 12/04/09

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Has to be the longest a duck has been suspended since David Carradine's last meal. Reply

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Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan 12/04/09

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Also not pictured: the LaGarrette Blunt, the latest delivery system for Tim Lincecum's wicked good high. Reply

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