• Deadspin
  • mlb
  • nfl
  • Profile logout login

#alabamacrimsontide

Deadspin

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #mediameltdowns,
  • #duan,
  • #tips,
  • etc.

New York, 3:47 PM
Wed Dec 16
18 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:

Editor:
AJ Daulerio |

Senior Editor:
Dashiell Bennett |

Senior Writer:
Tommy Craggs |

Columnist/Deadcast:
Drew Magary |

Emeritus:
Will Leitch |

Live Blogger:
Matt Sussman |

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron |

Weekend writer:
Jack KOGOD |

Intern:
Ben Cohen |

SUBSCRIBE TO Deadspin RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers
Deadspin
  • posts about #alabamacrimsontide more →

    Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January

    Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram

    The SEC Title Game, In Microcosm

    BCS Chaos Is The Buzzword Of The Weekend

    Robert Johnson Called — He Wants His SEC Championship Back

    Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands

    Tony Romo Wins The Weekend

    White Trash Rebels Fans Would Like To See This Man Dead Over White Trash Comments

    Alabama Father Pleased Daughter's Domestic Dispute Won't Interfere With Football Season

    Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02:34 PM

    In reply to Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January
    I haven't seen a legal dispute over the Crimson Tide since Robert Kardashian briefly accused Marcia Clark of manufacturing the bloody glove herself.
     Reply
    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    02:33 PM

    In reply to Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January
    9. ROLL TIDE!! ( although my secretary is for the other great team of this State, she feels that I need to attend this championship game!); and may the Longhorns be defeated.

    Plus, she'd be going with me, and I really want to bang her in California.
     Reply
    Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02:28 PM

    In reply to Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January
    The "ROLL TIDE" defence is not to be confused with "FOAL, DIED", Catherine the Great's entry in the World Book of Overly Concise Obituaries.
     Reply
    MattinglysSideburns was starred MattinglysSideburns was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    02:28 PM

    In reply to Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January
    In an interesting coincidence, William Jennings Bryan once took a leave of absence from the Scopes Monkey Trial on account of he enjoyed the cockfights down at Rooster Hall.
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02:26 PM

    In reply to Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January
    The plaintiffs—obvious Auburn fans!—

    I suspect "Attempts to resolve... with the Plaintiffs has been unfruitful as the reply has been that they are for the other great team in this State who did not make the playoffs" was a little too subtle?
     Reply
    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02:19 PM

    In reply to Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January
    I also have a blog called "Above The Law." It is mostly pictures of Steven Seagal in various states of undress.

    My parents don't return my phone calls.
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02:10 PM

    In reply to Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January
    This is the greatest injustice to ever occur in an Alabama courtroom.
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    Ashy Larry still had more success with college football betting than he did with the World Series of Dice.
     Reply
    norbizness was starred norbizness was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    This reminds me of the least popular Nancy Sinatra song, "These Boots Are Made for Standing by an Alabama On Ramp."
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    Look at this fucking hipster.
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    I wonder where he got his hair did.
     Reply
    Artie Fufkin was starred Artie Fufkin was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    Marv Albert has a raging erection.
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    O no he din't
     Reply
    Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    Look What Happens When U Bet Against Bama

    On the other side of the road, the American Educational System is wearing a French maid's outfit & six-inch heels.
     Reply
    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/14/09

    In reply to Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram
    As the seconds ticked away on Florida's perfect season, Chartrice could only wipe the tears from his eyes, brush aside his hair, and stare in disbelief at his television.

    Tomorrow, he would have to stand alongside the highway, wearing that atrocious red dress Jacques had bought him last Christmas and he hadn't had the heart to return.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.