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formerly Chief Wahoo 05/01/09

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Retard porn: the ultimate taboo. Reply

ScientificMapp 05/01/09

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In related news, a retarded kid was looking at www.prettyponies.com while SVP got a hummer in the WWL men's room. Reply

StuScott Booyahs 05/01/09

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Materials for Tuesday's meeting state that McCoy received an e-mail one month before the incident asking him to closely supervise the 15-year-old girl because "There seem to be a few issues where she is concerned with the boys," and stating she needs "visual supervision" at all times.

I believe the proper term is "slut." Reply

Stev D 05/01/09

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What was he supposed to do, bang trashcan lids together? Reply

Carmen McFanzone 05/01/09

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We'll get to decide this guy's fate in the next SportsNation poll, right? Reply

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UkraineNotWeak 05/01/09

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I guess they couldn't make it to Burger King. Reply

David Hume 05/01/09

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I love the phrase performed a sex act. Sounds theatrical.

"Honey, all the screaming and moaning and the like? No need to keep at it - I know I'm not getting it done, and frankly, I don't really care." Reply

MattinglysSideburns 05/01/09

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The situation started when one student asked the other if she took it in the Asperger. Reply

Bobby Big Wheel 05/01/09

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McCoy was actually reading Rick Reilly's column aloud to show the special needs kids that someday they too could be syndicated columnists. Reply

UkraineNotWeak 05/01/09

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Who says those kids can't learn? Reply

ClueHeywood 05/01/09

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The special needs kids obviously misinterpreted McCoy's desire to see "Mount Rushmore." Reply

Civil Negligence 05/01/09

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I was late for surgery once due to an appealing episode of Waxing Off. Reply

ScientificMapp 05/01/09

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This is how you separate the men from the boys. One guy is obsessing over his fantasy league online, and wondering why he can't get laid, when another guy is busy closing the deal just a few feet away. Reply

UkraineNotWeak 01/05/09

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Of course, ESPNDesportes.com is still running on the original design. It's never been updated. Reply

Blast it, Biggs 01/05/09

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please stand clear of the doors.

por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas. Reply

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MarkKelsosMigraine 01/05/09

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TJ/

What the fuck is "G"?

END TJ/ Reply

UpstateUnderdog 01/05/09

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it still has the "comment of the day" so we should be all right Reply

Weed Against Speed 01/05/09

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Pregnant women, or those who experience seizures or motion sickness should not enter ESPN.com

Travolta joke. Reply

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Peter Cavan 01/05/09

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They finally switched off the automatic video player. I don't know how many times that video kicked in and scared me when I loaded the page in a different browser tab. Who's talking to me from my computer? I don't understand what's going on!

In other news, I am apparently 87 years old and should not be operating a computer. Reply

MarkKelsosMigraine 01/05/09

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I haven't been their excited for a redesign since the season finale of HGTV's Design Star. Reply

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