"DEAR ___,
Did you know your subscription to this doomed-to-fail publication is about to lapse? We sincerely hope that if you either:
a.) died and no one has cared to discover your corpse under what must be piles and piles of garbage; or
b.) gone insane and have divorced yourself from reality
No loved one or court-appointed liaison has taken care to notice the $30 bucks we are about to draft out of your checking account.
12/02/09
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12/02/09
"DEAR ___,
Did you know your subscription to this doomed-to-fail publication is about to lapse? We sincerely hope that if you either:
a.) died and no one has cared to discover your corpse under what must be piles and piles of garbage; or
b.) gone insane and have divorced yourself from reality
No loved one or court-appointed liaison has taken care to notice the $30 bucks we are about to draft out of your checking account.
12/02/09
12/02/09
12/02/09
12/02/09
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