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Jews For Purple Jesus 03/16/09

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To all aspiring lesbian gym teachers out there, take a piece of advice from your friend Jews For Purple Jesus. If you need to get your fill of high school girl cooter, do what I did and just stare up from the ground while they are doing rope climb. Much more subtle that way. Reply

Karlifornia 03/16/09

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This is crazy. Sainsbury was always talking about how much of a crush she had on Tom Cruise. Reply

UkraineNotWeak 03/16/09

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Looking back, there was plenty of lesbian subtext in Archie comics. Ms. Grundy was always asking Betty and Veronica to stay after school and clap her erasers. Reply

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You'd think that teachers would learn by now not to buy these kids cell phones, and switch to maybe post-its or teaching them morse code or something. Reply

Kid Canada 03/16/09

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I thought I had found the one!
We were good as married in my mind.
But married in my mind is no good... Reply

Its The Beer Talking 03/16/09

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Sainsbury: I've been around the world, from Berkeley to South Bay!

Student: You can't touch this. Reply

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formerly Chief Wahoo 03/16/09

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Didn't Jim Powers direct this video a few years ago? Reply

Weed Against Speed 03/16/09

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OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? Reply

Weed Against Speed 03/16/09

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School administrators began to become suspicious of Sainsbury when rumors swirled about her newest practice drill, "Flicking the Bean." Reply

Gourmet Spud 03/16/09

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What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?

Listen, if girls don't want to get harassed by their teachers, they should stop signing up for Lesbian Gym. Reply

Artie Fufkin 03/16/09

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Mike Fletcher? I didn't even know her! Reply

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All I know is, there were rumors that she was into field hockey players... Reply

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Bobby Big Wheel 03/16/09

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She doesn't need this, she inhaled her favorite whistle this morning. Reply

Karlifornia 03/16/09

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When coach says she needs some bush before every game, she ain't talkin' no Razorblade Suitcase. Reply

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac 03/16/09

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but there is no evidence they had sex.

Well, real sex that is.

/scratches eyes out before Joey Lauren Adams mimes fisting another woman. Reply

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