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USC Knows How To Pick Coaches

Peteski 06/23/09

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Quake 'n' Shake 06/23/09

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Syracuse University is intrigued by Mike Garrett's hiring abilities and wants to know if he's available for an interview. Reply

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Hatey McLife 06/23/09

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His real hiring coup was getting LenDale White for peanuts. Yes, they were honey roasted, but it was still a great deal. Reply

Kid Canada 06/23/09

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I really felt elated about the fact that this is a person who was available

As opposed to his first choice, OJ Simpson. Reply

David Hume 06/23/09

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"Here at the University of Southern California, I have a long tradition of picking winners, on and off the field." - Mike Garrett, USC Athletic Director.

"He's not kidding - you should see the underside of his desk! It looks like a graveyard for giant slugs!" - Hernán Rios, USC Maintenance. Reply

Innings Eater 06/23/09

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Plus, he hired Chad Kreuter to coach their baseball team, which is sorta mindblowing...

He's married to the former coach's daughter. It's not exactly mindblowing how or why he got the job. Reply

Jews For Purple Jesus 06/23/09

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"I really felt elated about the fact that this is a person who was available."

It's the least ringing professional endorsement available, unless of course you consider trolling Adult Friend Finder a profession. Reply

MattinglysSideburns 06/23/09

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Garrett's mother, Edna, hasn't seen judgment this poor since Jo Polniaczek took up smoking. Reply

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StuScott Booyahs 06/23/09

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"I really felt elated about the fact that this is a person who was available."

To which O'Neill responded, "I am absolutely ecstatic to be working for an organization that has a basketball program and offers a salary to coaches." Reply

Dany Heatley Speedwagon 06/23/09

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Mike Garrett also prefers Bud Light for it's drinkability. Reply

MarkKelsosMigraine 06/23/09

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Mike Garrett also defends his record, Mike Garrett Sings Songs of Love against charges that it pales in comparison to Barry Alvarez's Polkapalooza Reply

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