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All this tells me is we should brace for an oncoming Mackerel invasion. Reply

Jefferson Tardship 03/04/10

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You'd think a bear would have tried to eat Richard Jefferson instead. Reply

DirkToberFest 03/04/10

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I know what you all are thinking, and yes, it's true. After reading and watching, Kirstie Alley has decided to try out to be Georgia's new mascot. Here is a headshot. Reply

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Demon Deacon Blues 03/04/10

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And why won't the music coordinators at these arenas use Temple of the Dog in place of Weird Al?

Or what about...Animal Collective?

/shows self out Reply

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Lionel Osbourne 03/04/10

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Where's the video of Cow Malone eating the C.D. Guadalajara cheerleader? Reply

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Phintastic 03/04/10

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4 and 5 are the same characters, with the same throwing the ball routine. It's a trap! Reply

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Raider Greg 03/04/10

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In fairness, who wouldn't want to eat a cheerleader? Reply

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Kid Canada 06/29/09

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Avon Barksdale's busy recruiting him to play for West Baltimore in next year's big game. Reply

the earl of weaver 06/29/09

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Jennings, who opted to play professionally in Italy last year...

Ah. So he picked up all that n-word usage during their trips to play in Spain then. Reply

Kid Canada 06/29/09

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My agent is like "Well, we ain't hear nothing .We ain't have no guarantee." So we makin' phone calls and s*** and n***** is saying like "The workouts is great and everything..."

Bill Cosby is going to drive to his house and shake the shit out of him. Reply

Chuck Knoblockhead 06/29/09

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They need a transcriber that's not dyslexic. I can barely follow this conversation about *NSYNC. Reply

UpstateUnderdog 06/29/09

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Brandon Jennings must say n***** a lot to make up for his extremely white sounding name. Reply

Starburied 06/29/09

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Since Jennings runs off at the mouth so much, I think I'll cross him off Budden's 'Jump Off' list.

/That one's for you, CPSL. Reply

Jews For Purple Jesus 06/29/09

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I hope that Brandon's 2011 SHOTY victory speech is just as starred out. Reply

ArkansasFred 06/29/09

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They're going to get sued for blatantly plagiarizing the Lincoln-Douglas debates. Reply

I_Like_Rabbits 06/29/09

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When was the last time somebody was managed this poorly?

Michelle Wie, maybe? Reply

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Bobby Big Wheel 06/29/09

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"Brandon, don't you know The King's English?"

"Yeah, and I know the queen's English too, n*****." Reply

Chuck Knoblockhead 06/29/09

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A Jennings cursing and using the N-word hasn't caused such outrage since that really awkward episode of Jeopardy! Reply

BruschisBrewsky 06/29/09

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Budden: They ain't go no other guards.

Jennings: Ridnour.

Budden: N****, get that bum-a** n****

Absolutely has to be the first time Luke Ridnour has been described like this. Reply

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Bobby Big Wheel 03/17/09

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Of course, it's a former UConn player who's figured out how to tune out his coach so he can tweet at halftime. Reply

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