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Image of Sometimes_It_Rains Sometimes_It_Rains 01/08/10

In reply to Pats Owner Just Wants To Watch The World Burn
he parked across the street, laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimney red then
Pat put on a top forty station
got on the Mass Pike
headed west

Never could stand that stadium
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Image of skahammer skahammer 01/09/10

@Sometimes_It_Rains: Well, at least it beats selling used snowplows up there on Route 1 in Saugus. Reply

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Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac 01/08/10

In reply to Pats Owner Just Wants To Watch The World Burn
Yep, I just throw these ties into the ol' paper shredder a few thousand times and bam: Mac and Cheese mix.

/hunger
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Edited by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac at 01/08/10 5:31 PM

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Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan 01/08/10

In reply to Pats Owner Just Wants To Watch The World Burn
Murphy said his approach to town officials was a casual inquiry, not a complaint.

Because I've lost track of the pronouns and antecedents, is that "his" referring to Randy Moss?
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Image of rulesboy rulesboy 01/08/10

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Now his driver gets ticketed for refusing to move Kraft's ride when a fire truck needed to get through.

Word is, he was across the street purchasing a fiddle.
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Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan 01/08/10

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Turns out, Kraft was also using the stadium defibrillator to tenderize some steaks. Reply

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Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe 01/08/10

In reply to Pats Owner Just Wants To Watch The World Burn
Randy Lerner just retained Eric Mangini for at least another year, and you're going to imply that Kraft is the one involved with criminal activity?? Reply

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Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine 01/08/10

In reply to Pats Owner Just Wants To Watch The World Burn
O'Leary? Murphy? I haven't seen so many disgruntled Irishmen since the last Brian Friel play. Reply

Image of rulesboy rulesboy 01/08/10

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Omaghod I was thinking the same thing. Reply

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Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder 01/08/10

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Pats Owner Just Wants To Watch The World Burn

Bullshit. Like Bob Kraft would ever throw away a ruby the size of your fist.
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Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe 01/08/10

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Right; he is a dirty Jew, after all.

Don't freak out! I can say that, since I'm half-bigot.
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Image of rulesboy rulesboy 01/07/10

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Patriots Workers Stopped In Immigration Sting

It was Sebastian Vollmer, wasn't it? Lousy Germans . . .
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Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne 01/07/10

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It's amazing that Mark Henderson was able to fit all those Guatemalans on his John Deere tractor. Reply

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Image of Triple_A_GM Triple_A_GM 01/07/10

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This is bullshit. I spent 10 years of my life getting a PhD in snow removal and the job I'm after goes to an illegal immigrant Reply
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Image of bevraj of choice bevraj of choice 01/07/10

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You're not fooling anyone, Rhode Island. You keep trying to omit "and Providence Plantations", but it's clear that you still have slaves there. Your diminutive size is rivaled only by your character, and we all hate you.

-Rest of America
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Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky 01/07/10

@bevraj of choice: Also, you can't drive for shit.

-Masshole
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Image of Nothing Can Kill the Grimace... Nothing Can Kill the Grimace... 01/07/10

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"how did they fit 65 people in the bed of one pickup truck?"

You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but Randy Moss is a Tetris master.
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Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne 01/07/10

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redacted. Reply
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Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky 01/07/10

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What a mistake, everyone knows when you want to clear out some snow you hire Columbians. Reply

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Image of Starburied Starburied 01/07/10

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Should've brought in Len Bias' nose to do the job. Reply

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Image of rulesboy rulesboy 01/07/10

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New England had a ton of snow to clear.

So they inadvisedly called in Kevin Stevens, who repeatedly tried mixing it with baking soda.
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Image of Phintastic Phintastic 01/07/10

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Kraft specifically asked the company to pick up some Cubans. They couldn't even get Dominicans...I mean come on, Guatemalans? Reply

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Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel 01/07/10

In reply to Patriots Workers Stopped In Immigration Sting
I thought immigrants came from the land of ice of snow, not that they worked there. Reply

Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl 01/08/10

@Bobby Big Wheel: oh god damn you it's in my head Reply

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Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak 05/03/09

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You know, China might have a point. Reply

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