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formerly Chief Wahoo 02/14/10

In reply to Another Reason To Stay Home: Spectator-Crushing Waves

Never would have happened if they didn't line the beach with those steel I-beams. Reply

Gamboa Constrictor 02/14/10

In reply to Another Reason To Stay Home: Spectator-Crushing Waves

I love that she was clearly more upset about losing her iPhone than the guy above her was about nearly losing his fiancée.

iPhone's new ashleymadison app makes this response quite logical. Reply

SponsoredbyV8 02/14/10

In reply to Another Reason To Stay Home: Spectator-Crushing Waves

Geez, everyone's jumping on the Saints' bandwagon. Reply

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Bea Hate Me 08/01/09

In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On

I once mastered the cicadian rhythms of the universe. I would emerge from the ground every 17 years to produce young and make buzzing sounds with my thorax. Reply

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Steve U 08/01/09

In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On

kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts and old folks want to kill themselves for wasting their lives, the end.

I'm pretty sure this is just the final sentence of The Stranger. Reply

Karlifornia 08/01/09

In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On

I think this is a good time to mention my charity work with the "Special X Games"

I officiate three events: Men's Vert Wheelchair, Cerebral Palsy Javelin Throw, and the Smiling Contest. Reply

DirkToberFest 08/01/09

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no one watches them on TV because they make kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts and old folks want to kill themselves for wasting their lives

That's the same justification that was used for canceling Amercia's Funniest Home Videos. Reply

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Chris Hanson's Axe 08/01/09

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they make kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts

Similarly, when they broadcast the NFL Draft, kids watching at home try to wear flashy suits and shake hands with people at podiums. Reply

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