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    Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man

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    Image of Michael Bertin Michael Bertin
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    Is Brian Kelly fat yet?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    You could have 10 if I wanted you to.

    Ah yes, the Kobe Bryant approach.
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    Image of Butter Chicken Butter Chicken
    12/10/09

    @ClintonPortishead: "I had eleven because I wanted to."

    The Tiger Woods approach.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    And in three years, as the Irish lose their fourth game of the season, Notre Dame fans will instinctively blame Tyrone Willingham and his weak recruiting class.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    It's kind of like the time that Daulerio went up to Nick Denton, grabbed him by the collar and said, "Hey buddy, you currently have 4 lawsuits pending against you. You could have 10 if I wanted you to."
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    "I remember after the conversation I was walking back to the locker room and he passed me and he grabs me by the shirt and kind of pulls me up to him so we were eye to eye, and he said, 'Staley, I want you to remember one thing.' He goes, 'You have four touchdowns. You could have 10 if I wanted you to.' And then he walked away."

    And if that hadn't worked, Kelly was going to get really rough. He was going to call Cesar Millan.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    Randy Edsall is experiencing the equivalent disappointment of an 18-year-old not getting to have sex with his favorite porn star. Except he has no idea she has AIDS.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    "If he does end up at Notre Dame, I honestly, truly feel that he will 100 percent turn the program around," Staley said.

    Staley, who now works as a salesman at Open Range RV Company in Shipshewana

    Well, he's obviously got his finger of the pulse of Major College Football, so if Michah Staley says it, it will be so.
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    12/10/09

    @Phintastic: Wait, he's an RV salesman? Proportionally speaking, does that make him even more morally bankrupt than a car salesman?
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    Image of rulesboy rulesboy
    12/10/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: No, just more financially bankrupt.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    "Moses, I want you to remember one thing. You have four commandments. You could have 10 if I wanted you to."

    — Yahweh, in the days before He began watching "The 700 Club" and getting all uptight about everything
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    The players were never confused about who was in charge...

    They said the same thing when Charles coached Jamie and Sarah's softball team.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    Great hire. Maybe next year the Irish will finally defeat Navy!
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    Is it really news that a college football coach is a control freak with anger management issues?

    What's that, he coaches for Notre Dame? Nevermind, he's clearly a deplorable human being.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/10/09

    In reply to Notre Dame Gets Its Angry, Egotistical Man
    And for the second time this year, Notre Dame honors a pro-choice person because he's replacing a colossal disaster.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/10/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: +1
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    11/29/09

    In reply to It's Dead Coach Walking Day!
    Meanwhile in Boulder, Dan Hawkins is starring as Bruce Willis in the sequel to Unbreakable.
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    Image of Bearcat44 Bearcat44
    11/29/09

    In reply to It's Dead Coach Walking Day!
    Who's going to be the first coach reading the works of Dee Mirich?
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    11/29/09

    In reply to It's Dead Coach Walking Day!
    he's cleaned out his office.

    A pretty easy thing to do when you work in a trough.
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