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New York, 2:58 PM
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    He deserves more than a suspension if he's going down on hookers.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    That reminds me of what my dad would always say:


    "If they don't have any cocaine somewhere on them then they are not worth having around"
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    That same excuse bailed me out of multiple missed homework assignments in 1st grade.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    Actually the lamest excuse would be that he kissed a level 70 cleric who was equipped with +2 Powder Of Olfactory Healing.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    The woman? Martina Hingis.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    That still doesn't explain the g-string he is wearing.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    The woman said that the only thing she could taste on the frenchmen's lips was European-style SOCIALISM.



    /weekly standard'd
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    Little known fact: Cocaine is a delicacy in the Republic of Bullshit.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/15/09

    In reply to Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
    And to think, all this time I've been snorting blow off the wrong part of a hooker's anatomy.
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    06/08/09

    In reply to Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy
    Marv Albert wonders what the big deal is.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy
    You think Jamal Anderson is going to quit? Going to stop trying to be the best? No way! He's going to get up, dust himself off, and be the best barrel boy he can be!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy
    Are you going to ball up and go into a corner?


    Nobody puts a Dirty Bird in the corner.

     Reply
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    06/08/09

    In reply to Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy
    "Are you going to ball up and go into a corner?"


    Ah...the ol' Oliver McCall school of drug rehabilitation.

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy
    "What are you going to do? Are you going to ball up and go in to a corner? Or are you going to make the best of that after the fact."


    You know what really helps? Cocaine.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy
    To his credit, Anderson did show the guts


    At last, harakiri has made it's way across the ocean.

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