A Handy State-By-State Ranking of Dick Size

A condom company has lovingly compiled a state-by-state ranking of dick size based on sales of large-sized condoms. Congratulations, North Dakota (Dickota?). Condolences, Mississippi. » 12/03/13 2:56pm 12/03/13 2:56pm

Steven Seagal And Racist Arizona Sheriff Bust Alleged Cockfighting Ring…

In a massively weird turn of events, Steven Seagal and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled up on a man suspected of raising chickens for cockfighting. Seagal was in Arizona a couple weeks ago filming an episode of Lawman when Arpaio, who pals around with Neo-Nazis, offered him a ride in his tank. Their… » 3/22/11 7:05pm 3/22/11 7:05pm

Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration

This is probably one instance where the "Media Meltdown" tag has never been more apt: ESPN's Skip Bayless gets destroyed on-air by Philadelphia sports radio host Mike Missanelli. Enjoy the carnage. » 5/13/09 11:00am 5/13/09 11:00am

Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke

Wake up, shitheads! Time for you to get up, swallow 15 Advil, put your pants back on, and stagger home like the dirty, filthy people you are. Here are the bowl games you’ll need to nurse that hangover… » 1/01/09 11:00am 1/01/09 11:00am