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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    So that's what it sounds like when doves cry.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    Dear Philadelphia,


    Sorry, but you can not have it both ways. If you want to pound your chests at every opportunity to brag about the unrivaled "passion" of the Philly fan, and issue warnings to the denizens of other franchises that they'd better think twice about wearing their team's gear to your city, then you also lose the right to get up in arms when the media uses those same broad strokes to paint you unflatteringly. You can't continously extol the aggressive fanaticism of your city and then go "hey! no fair!" when it's used to illustrate the dangers in such thought.


    Please make up your minds and stick with it.


    With Brotherly Love,


    CPH

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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/13/09

    @ClintonPortishead:


    Dear ClintonPortishead,


    Go fuck yourself you fuckin' fuck. Vince Papale showed us what it's like, and you can't tell us no different. I'm going to take a leadpipe and throw it through the window of the leadpipe store, so me and my boyz can beat you to death.


    Let's Go Eagles/Phillies/Flyers/Sixers/Soul!


    With Brotherly Love,


    This Guy

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    Image of Tightlines Tightlines
    05/13/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Did you really have to throw the Soul in there? Why not add Smarty Jones, too?
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    05/13/09

    @Tightlines:


    Don't forget the new Philadelphia Union!

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    I may be imagining this, but wasn't there some obscure story about Philly fans booing Santa Claus or something? Not sure how that slipped under the radar.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    It's 1st and 10 Skip, not first to take ten inches.
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    Image of THE MENTALIST! THE MENTALIST!
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF CARMELLO ANTHONY WAS STILL BANGING SIMON REX.


    THE MENTALIST TUESDAY MORNINGS ON CBS: LIKE A ROCK

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    05/13/09

    @THE MENTALIST!:


    Yeaagggghhh! My brain!

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/13/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: HELLO!!
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    05/13/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: The Prodigal Son returns!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    05/13/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: On an otherwise dreary morning at work, you light up my life. Please have my babies.
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    05/13/09

    @ArkansasFred: I miss Top O' the Morning
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    05/13/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: Awesome. He even spelled Carmelo's name wrong. It's so good.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    05/13/09

    @DeepFriar: I wish ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER would post on Deadspin.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    An hour between posts? What is this, the unreliable Philly mass transit system?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Thank god no one has anywhere important to go.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    I tried the "GOOGLE ME!" line in bars, but women are not impressed to find you have a long history of public urination charges.
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    In a post like this, I think only response is necessary:


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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: "5 cents for your troubles"
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    05/13/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: And the return address is Philly. Nice.
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    Image of ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos
    05/13/09

    In reply to Skip Bayless Gets A Formal Philadelphia Evisceration
    Bayless' head is about to spin around in that still shot, right?
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    05/13/09

    @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Sir, it's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.
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    05/13/09

    @The Ghost of Charles Bronson: Well, to be fair, Tony Kornheiser is a bearded lady. But, who is Stuart Scott? One of the freaks?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/02/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Love bowl season. Money available to be won. Thank you USC.
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    01/02/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Rumor: Marbury to Celtics: [sports.espn.go.com]
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    01/02/09

    @LittleWaynesBleedingHead: I can't wait
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Evening all. I assume the slumber party portion of the evening is over?
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...


    The last one was a "destination" wedding, too (although, in fairness, all of the guests were from various parts of the country)... cost me about a grand for the weekend.

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    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row: Are you fucking kidding me?? EVERY wedding is a destination wedding nowadays.


    Please don't get me started on weddings. This is not Jezebel.

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    Everytime I log on to Facebook and see the following status update I want to punch the screen


    random person is ENGAGED!!!!

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    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: I hate the [person] loves her honey bunny so vewwy vewwy much! messages more. All I'll say is that it's going to be vewwy vewwy awkward when you and your honey bunny break up. Which you will. Because nothing lasts forever.


    I said I was a nihilist, didn't I?

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    (person) should eliminate the direct connect between their emotions and their FB status.


    The only thing that lasts forever is the fact that reality will always trump perception.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/02/09

    @HernandezStache: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say. Are you trying to tell me something? Or am I reading something unintended into that comment?


    @UkraineNotWeak: I've assumed the mantle, but just for tonight.

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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.


    Yeah, I can't do it. I have no money now, but I figure it can just go on the credit card for the time being, and in two years when I'm making serious money, I'd regret it if I passed up on an opportunity.

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    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row: Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...
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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @What Would Kornheiser Do?: DON'T FUCKING GET ME STARTED. It's worse for girls. Buy a fugly dress. Pay for a bridal shower. Buy a shower gift. Act excited when the oily, probably gay bohunk in a g-string rubs his dick on your face at the bachelorette party. Get yourself to the wedding itself. Pay for a room for the weekend. Buy a wedding gift.


    The prospect of getting pawed by one of the groom's frat brothers and an open bar of rail vodka and Franzia pino greege does not make up for all that.

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    01/01/09

    @Clare: You I really feel sorry that that's all you girls get; I don't care how hot you think the guy is, a dick in the face can't be that sexy.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Context. A dick in the face is all about context. That is all I will say.
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    It's the popular thing to do. Especially around the holidays, apparently everyone is now fucking engaged.


    Three this week. For crying the fuck out loud.

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row:


    I had 4 weddings this summer/fall, 3 that I was in the wedding party. It's gets ridiculously expensive. I got a bunch more this year. I'm 25, I didn't think this shit was start this soon.


    Oh, I'm also the most cynical person alive. So yeah, I make a great groomsman.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.
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    Clare was starred Clare was unstarred
    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    I'm gonna need to steal that mentality. Between the weddings and bachelor parties, I spent too much this year.


    The only bonus of the wedding party is the possible drunk romance that could occur.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: Drunken romance? Please. Don't get me started on the wedding I'm in this June to which I don't get to bring a date.
     Reply
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