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Reader Submits Alleged Post-Coital Photo Of Patrick KaneEmail accompanying this photo circulating around Chicago area: "My co-worker's friend hooked up with Patrick Kane last week... and took a picture to prove it. Apparently, he was only so-so in bed."...

Shattered Town Observes Anniversary Of Drunken Metrodome Coitus By Slamming Doors In Reporter's FaceCarroll, Iowa, is the home of Lois Feldman, the woman who famously had a crapulent fling in the stall of a Metrodome bathroom. Carroll is also the home of many people who'd rather not talk about Lois Feldman's crapulent fling....

Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-NookieJacksonville wide receiver Mike Sims-Walker was deactivated for Sunday's game against Seattle, an absence that more deeply affected your fantasy league than the Jaguars, who lost 41-0. Why was he out? Why else? Coitus....