Cole Hamels Has Finally Acquired The Multiracial Children Necessary To…

Three years ago, we highlighted this bizarre magazine supplement featuring Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels and his wife Heidi shilling for some Center City real estate. One showed fashion plate Hamels listening to ocean sounds from his very pregnant wife. The other showed the Hamelses and their children, lounging about… » 2/07/13 4:05pm 2/07/13 4:05pm

Deadspin I-Team: What's The Story Behind Cole Hamels's Giant Bulge?

Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino puts on an annual fashion show to raise money for his foundation, which seems like a pretty neat thing to do. There are models, glitz, glamour, and a lot of Phillies players dressed up in fancy clothes. What a time! » 6/19/12 3:10pm 6/19/12 3:10pm

Mike Rizzo Is Done Talking About Cole Hamels, Unless You Ask Him Again

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Standing by. » 5/10/12 6:35pm 5/10/12 6:35pm

Cole Hamels Broke Only One Of Baseball's Unwritten Rules [UPDATE: And…

Much has been made of young Bryce Harper's first few days in the majors. He has a cannon for an arm. He gets on base. He makes good with the locals. He steals home. And now he's caused the Phillies' Cole Hamels to pull off what Nationals GM Mike Rizzo considers the most "classless, gutless chickenshit act" in his 30… » 5/07/12 2:50pm 5/07/12 2:50pm

Nats GM Says "Fake-Tough" Cole Hamels "Doesn't Know Who He's Dealing…

Cole Hamels admitted late last night that he threw at Nats wunderkind Bryce Harper in the first inning of Sunday's game, and the fallout's coming fast and steady. » 5/07/12 11:55am 5/07/12 11:55am

Cole Hamels Says He Threw At Bryce Harper

Phillies-Nats, earlier tonight: Cole Hamels drilled Bryce Harper with two outs in the first. Harper then stole home, so joke was on Cole. But none of that would matter much, since Nats starter Jordan Zimmermann buckled in the fourth, and the Phillies won 9-3. » 5/07/12 1:02am 5/07/12 1:02am

Now Bryce Harper Has Started Stealing Home

As if the young man needed to do even more audacious things, Nationals rookie sensation Bryce Harper stole home during a Cole Hamels pickoff attempt in the first inning of tonight's game against the Phillies. Some balls this guy has! (That is just an assumption that as a professional baseball player he possesses many… » 5/06/12 8:59pm 5/06/12 8:59pm

My Oh My Does Cole Hamels Look Like He Was Born To Walk The Runway

Earlier tonight, The Shane Victorino Foundation All-Star Celebrity Fashion Show was held in Philadelphia. It's for a good cause. This picture was taken there. Do with it what you will. » 8/25/11 11:45pm 8/25/11 11:45pm

Fox Has Some Odd Advice For What Cole Hamels Should Do On The Pitchers…

In all likelihood, Kenny Albert probably wishes his broadcast-booth script just said, "Throw a curve" instead of the "drop a deuce" line he just uttered on air. » 8/06/11 5:00pm 8/06/11 5:00pm

American Patriot Tim Howard Thinks Soccer Ceremonies In America Should…

Your morning roundup for June 26, a day after a man who lost his arm to a rocket in Afghanistan caught a foul ball. » 6/26/11 10:00am 6/26/11 10:00am

The Time Zito Gave Mulder A Handjob, And Other Tales From The World Of…

Some lucky folks have especially vivid imaginations. But the rest of us need the internet to find Jaret Wright tenderly licking Melky Cabrera, or Kyle Farnsworth and Vance Wilson in bed together with knives. » 2/11/11 3:45pm 2/11/11 3:45pm

Your "Heroes of Concentration" Phillies/Reds Open Thread

Reds pitcher Johnny Cueto beat the Phillies 7-3 in Cincy on June 28. But then, they lost a game in Philly 10 days later. This is his first playoff game. Says Cueto, "I just need to concentrate." [] » 10/10/10 7:00pm 10/10/10 7:00pm

Cigar Guy Isn't As Fun, Photoshoppable When He's Not Wearing The Fake…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/10/10 9:00am 10/10/10 9:00am

Deadspin I-Team: Is This Cole Hamels's Butt?

A routine Jamie Moyer interview took a turn toward Sipowicz Territory when a mysterious nude Phillie bared most in the background. But is it Cole Hamels? The Fightins seems to think so. Deadspin I-Team: Assemble! More evidence after the jump. » 6/28/10 5:45pm 6/28/10 5:45pm

Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor

Hamels left with his stick-figure artist wife, Heidi, after she went into labor with their first child. Hamels had given up four runs and seven hits in five innings, laying, as if in sympathy, an enormous Game 2 egg. [ESPN] » 10/08/09 6:00pm 10/08/09 6:00pm

Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily

Here, via Philebrity, is an advertisement from the new issue of Philadelphia Magazine, in which the Hamels family tries to sell you a luxury condo by posing like a couple of Precious Moments figurines in front of a horrified city. » 9/08/09 4:30pm 9/08/09 4:30pm

Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"

The E! True Hollywood Story is documentary TV for people who don't really want to know about what actually goes on in the world. So why is it educating our nation's moms about the concept of "road beef"? » 7/09/09 10:00am 7/09/09 10:00am