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New York, 6:13 AM
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    10/13/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Will Warp Your Mind
    They got just plain sloppy in center field with the warning tracks.
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Will Warp Your Mind
    Colbert, give me a call. We need to get you someone with photoshop skills who actually knows something about baseball. I'm local and my fees are reasonable.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Will Warp Your Mind
    Keith Olbermann is pissed that you didn't call him first.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    10/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
    Couldn't they speed the delivery simply by having Brett Myers punch her in the stomach?
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    10/08/09

    @Drew Magary: That explain why your kid has that flat spot on their head.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    10/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
    This is why there are so few jews in baseball. When your team needs you most...BAM! Yom Kippur.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    10/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
    Pretty soon, Heidi's cooch is going to look like the Phils' bullpen-- worn out, beaten up and in need of stitches.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    10/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
    Torrealba kidnapped the Hamels' big day.
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    Image of SideAngleSide SideAngleSide
    10/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
    The last sentence in the linked article:

    Hamels' wife, Heidi, also posed for Playboy.

    During labor? Impressive.
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    10/08/09

    @SideAngleSide: The more I look at it, the more bizarre it gets. It's a non-sequitur, it's its own paragraph, it ends the article, and it also has absolutely nothing to do with the story, which is Hamels leaving the game early.

    Good Job ESPN / AP!
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/08/09

    @SideAngleSide: The AP article that talked about the gun-touting dead soccer mom, doesn't even talk about the actual murder suicide. It spends the entire article discussing her bringing a gun to soccer games... which isn't a problem anymore.
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    10/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
    I thought late inning abortions were illegal in PA
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/08/09

    @HockeyMountain: Late term abortions are fine, but don't even fucking think about buying alcohol after 8 PM.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/08/09

    @Steve U: To be fair, Heidi probably shouldn't have been buying any alcohol.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
    Have fun getting pelted with beers for the rest of your life because you didn't pop out 2 innings sooner, kid.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/08/09

    @Steve U: Give the fans some credit. Until the soft spot in his head closes up, they're only going to throw AAA batteries at the kid.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    It's a pleasant domestic scene marred only by the presence on the bed of two children who, as far as I can tell, do not belong to the Hamels.

    The dog looks suspiciously rented as well.
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    where is the drawer in which Hamels' penis is locked away?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Meanwhile, the Myers are appearing in ads for local bail bondsmen.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Cole Hamels' tell all: Life as a Top
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    The building turned blue, after she sprayed with her pregnant urine.
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    Edited by Hatey McLife at 09/08/09 5:03 PM Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
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