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    Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    Well with the storied history of the pusscats basketball program, I'm sure they'll be able to back up their prank calls.
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    Image of ElijahKabobed ElijahKabobed
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    Whoever got that message got off light. I got this one:

    "Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda?

    Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm?
    When you kicked out people outta your house

    I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
    you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those.

    I don't have the courage
    to kick your ass directly.
    Don't have enough courage for that,
    I could, you know.

    You know you're gonna have another accident?
    You know I'm involved with black magic?
    Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
    You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.

    And if I ever see your fucking face around,
    In Europe or Italy,
    Well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass.
    Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
    You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise.

    Deep pain
    No one does what you did to me.
    You wanna know something? Fuck you.
    I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.

    Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana.
    I hope somebody in your family dies soon.

    Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
    a sucare cazzi su un aereo!"
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/13/09

    @ElijahKabobed:


    Give this kid an Aenima.

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    Image of HochuliApology HochuliApology
    02/13/09

    @ElijahKabobed: that's the most bizarre comment I have ever seen on DS. +1?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/13/09

    @HochuliApology: Thurston...did ya find your shit? I'm calling from Providence Rhode Island.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    See you there, bitch


    Isiah Thomas just wants to confirm that Cole was NOT speaking to a black woman. Only HE can speak to black women that way.

     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    It will be the greatest day in Kansas basketball history


    The greatest day in Kansas football history was when John Riggins drank a fifth of Chivas, plowed two cheerleaders and ran for 125 and 3 tds.

     Reply
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/13/09

    @Doyle McPoyle:


    I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!


    I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!!!

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    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    It just does not get much more graphically violent than "dunking the ball all over you mutherfuckers" in the middle of nowhere.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    ♪♪ You crass fat-ass

    You stupid steroid fuck

    I'll bet you even named your grand prize monster truck

    You want me - you can't pay

    You want me - you can't pay

    You want me - you want me

    You High-Fiving Motherfucker

    You High-Fiving Motherfucker

    You High-Fiving Motherfucker

    You High-Fiving Motherfucker ♪♪
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    The message cut off before he could finish with, "OKAY, I'M RELOADED!"
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    I can't wait until 5, so I can start drinking Manhattans and drooling all over you motherfuckers.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    "Should I bring my fuckin' tools?"


    "Pardon me?"


    "SHOULD I BRING MY TOOLBOX?!?"

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    02/13/09

    @Gourmet Spud: "POUNDS, BABY, POUNDS!!!"
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    02/13/09

    In reply to Cole Aldrich Does Not Appreciate Your Prank Calls (With Update)
    Every kid has a great ballplayer they look up to.


    Cole Aldrich is not that guy.

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