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    Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
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    Image of Clare Clare
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    There is nothing I can say here that won't make me look like a Jezebel commenter.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/18/09

    @Clare: Since I don't care that much I'll go for you Clare.


    See fellas, just keep in mind,this is what you get when you are dying over women who look like this. You have to listen to this crazy talk for the other 23 hours and 45 mintues of the day. Be careful what you wish for.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    She's not just sure she wants these kids, she's HIV-positive.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    @Kid Canada: +1


    Then she hopped into her AZT and drove away.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    Starving kids in Africa think "road beef" sounds delicious.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    "Get in line, bitch."

    --Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Mia Farrow, etc.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    Well, that's better than her saying that she wanted to adopt a kid with AIDS so it would die by the time it lost its cuteness.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    We're in the process of adopting an AIDS orphan from Ethiopia. Maybe two.


    Always a good idea to wait for "Two-fer Tuesdays' at UNICEF

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    Image of Spectacular Sam Spectacular Sam
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    When I was five years old-I grew up in a very rural town in Missouri, and I had never even seen a black person-they asked us to draw a picture of ourselves in the future, and I drew myself holding hands with a line of tiny black stick figures. I've always wanted this."


    So from when she was 5 until now, she's always wanted to adopt an black AIDS orphan from Ehtiopia? Fuck?

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/18/09

    @Spectacular Sam: the American Dream is a lot different in Missouri.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    It's true though! My childhood drawings always involved smiley-face suns and impossibly bright colors, and every time I drop acid, that's exactly what happens! Live the dream!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    In high school, did she draw a picture of herself being married to a man that sleeps around and probably doesn't truly love her but she doesn't care because she's filthy rich and gets to sit on her ass all day?


    If so, she's a goddamn prophet.

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    At least she didn't say "colored".
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    "... I drew myself holding hands with a line of tiny black stick figures. I've always wanted this."


    White chicks black dicks on line one!

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/18/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: Here's another stick-figure picture of her doing the "airtight skipole".
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    And all this time I thought that people who grew up in the rural midwest only knew how to draw Willie McGee stick figures.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/18/09

    @Jews For Purple Jesus: I am able to draw a picture of Stick Figure Lonnie Smith getting called out at home when he was obviously safe.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    She wants them because then she still won't have to stock the fridge very often. All that's in there now is a couple expired Yoplait Key Lime Pie and a flat bottle of Cristal.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    Robby Alomar must have some kids for her to watch, after he kicks.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/18/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
    ...and I drew myself holding hands with a line of tiny black stick figures. I've always wanted this.


    She received the adoption materials including a photo of the child the other day. Here is her interpretation of what he looks like:


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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/18/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    You would think it'd be more like:


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