• Deadspin
  • mlb
  • nfl
  • Profile logout login

#colinmatta

Deadspin

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #mediameltdowns,
  • #duan,
  • #tips,
  • etc.

New York, 4:20 PM
Sun Nov 29
16 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:
tips@deadspin.com

Editor:
AJ Daulerio | Email

Senior Editor:
Dashiell Bennett | Email

Senior Writer:
Tommy Craggs | Email

Columnist/Deadcast:
Drew Magary | Email

Emeritus:
Will Leitch | Email

Live Blogger:
Matt Sussman | Email

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron | Email

Weekend writer:
Jack KOGOD | Email

Intern:
Ben Cohen | Email

SUBSCRIBE TO Deadspin RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers
Deadspin
  • posts about #colinmatta more →

    The Case Of Thad Matta's Imaginary Son

    You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/01/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Fuck
     Reply
    Chuck Knoblockhead was starred Chuck Knoblockhead was unstarred
    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/01/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Really?
     Reply
    Chuck Knoblockhead was starred Chuck Knoblockhead was unstarred
    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/01/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Sweet
     Reply
    Chuck Knoblockhead was starred Chuck Knoblockhead was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/23/09

    In reply to The Case Of Thad Matta's Imaginary Son
    His son lives in Canada, that's why we can't meet him.
     Reply
    Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/23/09

    In reply to The Case Of Thad Matta's Imaginary Son
    Oh, well. No Matta.
     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    03/23/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: I'm a Thad upset that this is the first pun I've seen on this issue.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of David Caruso David Caruso
    03/23/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask:


    I've been looking for them and I haven't been siena lot either.

     Reply
    David Caruso was starred David Caruso was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/23/09

    @Sage_Rosencopter: Xavier breath; it's a lost cause.
     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of Random ESPN Source Random ESPN Source
    03/23/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: I should've gotten here Sooner so I could join in!
     Reply
    Random ESPN Source was starred Random ESPN Source was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/23/09

    @Random ESPN Source: Next time, be sure to Marquette down on your calendar.
     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/23/09

    In reply to The Case Of Thad Matta's Imaginary Son
    I love my non-existant gay son!
     Reply
    Doyle McPoyle was starred Doyle McPoyle was unstarred
    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/23/09

    In reply to The Case Of Thad Matta's Imaginary Son
    my mom also has an imaginary soon who goes to college. but that is just because i am a huge disappointment.
     Reply
    Artie Fufkin was starred Artie Fufkin was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/23/09

    @Artie Fufkin: My dad just tells people I'm dead.


    /Lutz'd

     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/23/09

    In reply to The Case Of Thad Matta's Imaginary Son
    My guess is Thad wanted nothing to do with this "son" of his once the boy lost his hearing.
     Reply
    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/23/09

    In reply to The Case Of Thad Matta's Imaginary Son
    So you're saying Thad Matta did not FATHER AN ILLEGITIMATE BLACK CHILD WHO IS ON HIS BASKETBALL TEAM. Good to know.


    ...or DID HE?

     Reply
    Matt Sussman was starred Matt Sussman was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Alright boys, looks like it's time for me to turn in as well


    KATNI: I'm sorry! I must sleep.

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
    03/22/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Dear god, why does this time of night exist?
     Reply
    Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon was starred Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    @Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: This time of night is for the cool kids of Deadspin to congregate. Welcome to the club.
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    03/22/09

    @Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: for your bemusement, wamp. And as a distraction while I compare hookers over on craigslist.
     Reply
    Saberhagendaaz was starred Saberhagendaaz was unstarred
    Image of Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
    03/22/09

    @George Brett's Butler: Nice. There was an ad on the local Craigslist awhile back. It's gone now, but they were looking for a college student to sleep with this man's wife. She was very attractive and they seemed to be pretty loaded. I almost wish I had jumped on it. Once a week, get freaky, no strings attached, cougar. I was legit afraid that:

    A.) The husband was going to stuff me in a wood chipper

    B.) She had HIV

    c.) I would find a girl I really liked and have to explain this to her
     Reply
    Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon was starred Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    @Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Ahh, shit I'm in Philadelphia too! Dust in the wind.
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    CPSL is DS's Stephen A. Smith. To quote one of my favorite Deadspin lines: CPSL is figuratively shouting "EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!"
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/22/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Bill Burr is a funny asshole. And if you haven't heard his long-ass rip on Philly from the O&A Virus tour, you really need to. It's hilarious.
     Reply
    Craig Eshericks Mustache was starred Craig Eshericks Mustache was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: I always love a good rip on Philly. Though I love the sports teams, the people here are straight up assholes. I try to be the opposite.
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Ahh, fuck. My school radio station just added me on twitter.



    How the fuck did they find me?!?!? My twit name is Tempest Moonshine. This is a true mystery.

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    In reply to You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
    Yeah, I'm drunk, so this is the time to express my true colors.


    I hate attention on the spins. If I get some, I panic. Sometimes I wish I could post under an assumed name, just be a nobody. CPSL obviously does not express the sentiment. He needs the attention, and that is sad.

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    03/22/09

    @Shakey: I'm following duan from my bb on train, but I always enjoy your comments. I hope the attention is ok.
     Reply
    FirstDerivative was starred FirstDerivative was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/22/09

    @FirstDerivative: Haha, thank you very much. I enjoy yours as well, Deriv.
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.