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    12/20/09

    In reply to The Time Of Year When It's Okay To Bribe Student Athletes
    The Cotton Bowl gives out actual cotton to its black participants, causing them to rack up 200+ yards of penalties and do mock six-shooters in the end zone tunnel. In a related story, Randal Hill is a great man.
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    12/20/09

    In reply to The Time Of Year When It's Okay To Bribe Student Athletes
    McKnight's Land Rover is nothing, Reggie Bush got a house. But let's keep believing that it's all due to Pete Carroll's genius coaching.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    12/20/09

    In reply to The Time Of Year When It's Okay To Bribe Student Athletes
    "You'd think players in the Champs Sports Bowl would actually get something from Champs Sports..."

    Yeah, because nothing says "Way to be one of the best athletes in the world" like an earth-tone crew-neck sweatshirt.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/18/09

    In reply to More Ohio State Rappers Respond To Oregon Duck Lovers
    Scene 1 reminds me of the opening minutes of the Timothy Leary Bowl.
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    12/18/09

    In reply to South Florida Player Speaks, Takes Coach's Side
    Meanwhile, Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf continues to insist that the Republican Guard is well on its way to crushing the Great Satan and bringing American imperialism to its knees, and also that the baba ghanoush is really good right now, you should give it a try.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/18/09

    In reply to More Ohio State Rappers Respond To Oregon Duck Lovers
    A shame they took out the line about Brutus being the cutest flutist.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/18/09

    @P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Yeah, but they replaced it by calling him the cutest nudist, so . . .
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    12/18/09

    In reply to More Ohio State Rappers Respond To Oregon Duck Lovers
    The entire battle fell apart once the Ohio State crew tried to follow up their epic stanza of:

    "Y'all ain't tough, yo mascot's bill be ORANGE...."
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/18/09

    In reply to More Ohio State Rappers Respond To Oregon Duck Lovers
    "There's only one O? Not for my ladies."

    - Tiger
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/18/09

    In reply to South Florida Player Speaks, Takes Coach's Side
    He merely "grabbed my shoulder pads to motivate me, because he's a passionate guy."

    This is essentially the conclusion to every sexual harrassment lawsuit in the 80's, after the proper hush money was paid.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: It is also the plot of a Lifetime movie starring Sandy Duncan.
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    12/18/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:
    Variety Dec 09: Sixty something, pixie-ish thespian, keeps an eye on landing Lifetime gig.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/09

    In reply to South Florida Player Speaks, Takes Coach's Side
    He had to answer ESPN's questions. This is Florida, after all, and the last thing we want is a hanging Schad.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/17/09

    In reply to Some Things Are More Important Than Football, But Not In Alabama
    If Men's Health thinks this is the worst city to live in, it probably means it's the best city for me.
    Although, Dash, I can understand your affection for muscular photoshopped men.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/17/09

    In reply to Some Things Are More Important Than Football, But Not In Alabama
    This reminds me of the time Tony Eason took the night off to watch Super Bowl XX.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/17/09

    In reply to Some Things Are More Important Than Football, But Not In Alabama
    And yet Jim Carrey was only granted 5 minutes after he was clearly assaulted and in bad shape. The American judicial system is broken!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/17/09

    In reply to Some Things Are More Important Than Football, But Not In Alabama
    This will be excellent precedent for my motion to move all Wednesday discovery conferences to 1 pm on account of Twofer Tuesdays.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/17/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 twofer
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/17/09

    In reply to Some Things Are More Important Than Football, But Not In Alabama
    Well, people from Alabama do love their football.

    In the unedited version of To Kill a Mockingbird, Dill Harris watches Lee Roy Jordan take a shower.
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