@InsidiousTuna: "Follow That Bird" aside, I wouldn't say that he's been very proud of any of those. He'd been trying to get away from that image for a while and nobody cared. So now he's doing what he thinks people want him to do. Be an idiot. Which is correct. #collegefootball
@InsidiousTuna: If so, and if she really is a vestal virgin fiercely committed to prenuptial celibacy, I'd call that a neutral-zone infraction. #collegefootball
@UkraineNotWeak: Parade passed right by my office. If the windows opened I would have thrown the eggs and tomatoes. Bad enough that all the cell service went down. #timtebow
And Tebow said unto them: Come, children, and ye shall be saved, but hastily, as the salvific powers of a practice squad NFL tight end don't have the same "oomph!" #timtebow
@RichardDJoke: To be fair, it's an incentive-laden contract. If the kid finishes the season with 800 yards receiving, he gets an extra hour of TV. #timtebow
Forget the eye-gouging and subsequent hemming and hawing. I'm most shocked that Colin Farrell wasn't at a cocktail party full of violence and cheap shots.
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@StuScott Booyahs: This guy doesn't think so: #collegefootball
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9 out of 10 of Herschel Walker's personalities agree. #timtebow
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As a Met fan the last few years, you always have to in order to keep your sanity. #timtebow
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That's how Ron Goldman now feels about the phrase "get the fuck out of my house." #timtebow
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+ 1 hit wonder #timtebow
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So was Tim. #timtebow
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