mascots
We have long felt that our nationwide mascot menace has proven, ultimately, not quite menacing enough for our tastes. Fortunately, some students at Colorado are fixing that.
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college football
Colorado Buffaloes head coach Dan Hawkins was hired because he's not the type of guy to lure his players in with strip clubs and booze, unlike his predecessor. We respect that; nobody wants that for college students.
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colorado buffaloes
Those of you following the
Colorado racist email story — essentially, a football player and his cross-country running girlfriend sent a nasty racist email to Latino cross-country runner Greg Castro — probably already know that the football player
Clint O'Neal and his girlfriend Jackie Zeigle have been booted from their respective teams, O'Neal temporarily, Zeigle permanently.
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colorado buffaloes
It is not the proudest of times for the Colorado football program. An offensive tackle
has been suspended for sending a racist e-mail to a Hispanic member of the cross country team. The guy's girlfriend, also a member of the cross country team, also had something to do with it, and she has quit the program.
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OK, we're going entirely from memory here, since we haven't been able to find anything else about the exchange on the Web, but that's fine, we'd like to take credit for seeing it anyway. It will reveal just how puerile we really are.
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Deadspin
In case you missed it: South Park's Eric Cartman introducing the Colorado Buffaloes' starting lineups. [Awful Announcing]
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