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    Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition

    Imagine Being The Guy In The Plunger Costume

    What's Going On Over There With Colorado State?

    OK, Get Up, Walk It Off

    To Watch Tonight ...
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/27/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    We must have really high standards for the Nightmare Fuel Tag these days, oh my.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    Who the fuck is PFC William T. Santiago?
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    FAKE!


    This guy obviously ripped this story from a Max Hardcore movie.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    And if I may offer you some recruiting advice for future years


    Please do! Steve Fairchild is an idiot and will be happy to listen to any slapdick with an opinion.

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    And for that matter, our football team has stunk to high hell ever since I have been here.


    Ever thought that maybe you are the problem, anonymous letter writer???

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/19/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Michael Lewis is intrigued and writing a 15,000 word article on this very notion.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    if you are going to fill our football team roster with shit athletes that are dumb and slow, perhaps you should make sure that they aren't also criminals.


    Me thinks the next wad of TP will be full of feces next time.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    I pay the $21,000.00 out of state annual tuition to attend this university


    Anybody stupid enough to pay that much for Colorado State deserves what they get.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    The accompanied photo is not from the actual incident. And I think I'm not alone when I say that's very disappointing.
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    Image of Quick Draw Quick Draw
    02/19/09

    @Matt Sussman:
    Where's the journalistic integrity?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/19/09

    @Quick Draw: I think that photo is a scene from "Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
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    Image of Quick Draw Quick Draw
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    I can't believe he mixed up isle, aisle, and I'll.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/19/09

    @Quick Draw: I just figured the whole thing took place on an island, like Lost.
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    Image of HebrewHammer HebrewHammer
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    I put on my swim trunks and headed out to the pool, but with my backpack.


    Anyone who calls a bathing suit "swim trunks" deserves to get a urine-soaked wad of paper thrown at them. I praise our anonymous football-playing heroes.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/19/09

    @HebrewHammer: I must respectfully disagree, at the very least for the reason that you're swimming, not bathing. But "trunks" is a weird word, I give you that.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/19/09

    In reply to Locker Room Horror Stories: Colorado State Edition
    This story would outrage me, if I didn't have this damn soiled toilet paper fetish...
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/19/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    I know, that costs me $50 for 15 minutes on the open market.

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