Rick Reilly®'s Hornball Simile Propels Colt McCoy's Girlfriend Into…

Colt McCoy, Rick Reilly® writes, "has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf." The first thing you'll notice is that he's analogizing a woman to Indian cuisine. The second: He names her, awkwardly. And now look what he's done... » 10/14/09 4:30pm 10/14/09 4:30pm