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    FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Some malcontents interrupted my Super Bowl feed with 30 seconds of Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you WOULDN'T understand. Things you COULDN'T understand. Things you SHOULDN'T understand.
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    Blast it, Biggs was starred Blast it, Biggs was unstarred
    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    02/13/09

    @blastitbiggs: Do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
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    Rick Chandler was starred Rick Chandler was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    We still have the FBI working on this stuff? It's 2009, I thought we'd have Robocops by now.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Holy s**t! Watch me play with myself!


    Don't worry, Rick. I stopped looking in your window an hour ago.

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    I Party With Smoot was starred I Party With Smoot was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Im not going to lie, I don't mind everyone asking how I feel about what happend or asking my opinion on it.


    In a shocking development, a porn star craves attention.

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    Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    I'm envisioning the FBI agent, holed up in dimly lit lab his lab watching the tape for clues when the surprisingly attractive secretary brings him a cup of coffee.


    "All this work don't you ever get tired?" She asks


    He looks up at her and says "No sugar" (removes glasses) "I can go all night"


    Bow-chicka-wow


    ***


    Upcoming scene from Cock Sucking Investigation, CSI: The Superblow files

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    Image of FlashIsBack FlashIsBack
    02/12/09

    @HockeyMountain: On the CBS: The Cock-Blowing Station!
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    FlashIsBack was starred FlashIsBack was unstarred
    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    02/12/09

    @FlashIsBack: ...the Mentalist...?
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    Mr. Praline was starred Mr. Praline was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Tyler Durden approves.
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    02/12/09

    @Karlifornia: I haven't seen this post before anywhere.
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    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/12/09

    @FiveKidsDown: Give me a break, asshole. It's not even 11 yet.
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    I want you to get me everything we have on this Stone fellow!


    -J. Edgar Hoover.

     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    That male porn star knew he shoulda picked a better stage name than David Koresh.
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    Doyle McPoyle was starred Doyle McPoyle was unstarred
    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Does this Porn Squad wear the standard porn-male outfit: over-sized Polo shirt and cargo shorts?
     Reply
    Rock, Flag and Eagle was starred Rock, Flag and Eagle was unstarred
    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    02/12/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: No, they wear business suits, but for some reason they always hold their attach cases at crotch level, perpendicular to the ground, and ask if you want to see their briefs.
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    Monchhichi was starred Monchhichi was unstarred
    Image of comcastcares comcastcares
    02/02/09

    In reply to (Update) Bonus Comcast Super Bowl Coverage: Porn!
    We are mortified by last evening's Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming. We are aggressively investigating the situation including the possibility of foul play.


    Frank Eliason

    Comcast

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    comcastcares was starred comcastcares was unstarred
    Image of Her? Her?
    02/02/09

    @comcastcares: Um... Pete?
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    Michael Dukakis - Well there's always next season... promoted this comment Her? was starred Her? was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/02/09

    In reply to (Update) Bonus Comcast Super Bowl Coverage: Porn!
    In Soviet Arizona, porn scrambles you!
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    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/02/09

    In reply to (Update) Bonus Comcast Super Bowl Coverage: Porn!
    I can't trust that it won't happen during Barney or Sesame Street


    Oh please. Like Elmo hasn't been involved in a big furry orgy. That guy is swimming in fuzzy poon. And what do you think is going on inside Barney's costume? Guy needs to shift his nuts around somehow.

     Reply
    Jews For Purple Jesus was starred Jews For Purple Jesus was unstarred
    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    02/02/09

    @Jews For Purple Jesus:
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    MitchKayak was starred MitchKayak was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/02/09

    In reply to (Update) Bonus Comcast Super Bowl Coverage: Porn!
    OMG! I am SOOO angry about this. I don't think I will be watching the super bowl anymore. I had just called my teenaged daughter in to have her watch the replay of the last play. And then that comes on. I am furious. And it kinda kept you watching cuz you were thinking, 'ok, this HAS to be part of a really bad commerical'


    Is it possible that the parent of a teenaged daughter actually is a teenager herself?

     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    02/02/09

    @Kid Canada: Only in Alabama.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/02/09

    In reply to (Update) Bonus Comcast Super Bowl Coverage: Porn!
    More viral marketing for the upcoming film Notorious.
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
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