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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    At a recent conference in Cooperstown, Hillerich and Bradsby spokesperson Jeff Leonard addressed the impact of the Emerald Ash Borer on their 2010 bat lineup.

    Leonard: "Despite rumors to the contrary, our material supply projections are encouraging. We're expecting to get more wood than Steve Philips in a Lane Bryant."
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    Everyone photographed at local college game, apparently a Proctology major. #comedycentral
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    "Chris Webber tries to put son on timeout, doesn't realize he doesn't have any left." #comedycentral
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    Headlines:

    "Sean Salisbury Reiterates Threat to Malfunctioning Hot Plate"

    "Detroit Plans Charity Run to Honor Victims of Previous Marathon"

    "Umpire Reflects: 'Maybe I Should Get My Fucking Eyes Examined'"

    /did I win? #comedycentral
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    this proves their above my league:

    [www.theonion.com] #comedycentral
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    And now here's David Hume with today's look at the NBA...

    The Cavaliers came up short against the Bulls last night, 86-85. King James posted a 25-7-6, but it wasn't enough down the stretch. With a 3-3 record this season, Lebron's Cavs are starting to look less Cavalier than Henry Wilmot at a Grenadier Guard slumber party. I haven't seen a Bull look less intimidated since Joe Besser got carted out of Tijuana. I mean, if things don't turn around soon, BronBron will be headed to New York faster than an Acadian fleeing Haiti on Bastille Day.

    Back to you, Brian Dunkleman.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    Cal Ripken's "Consecutive Days Without Playing a Game" Streak stretches into day 2,951. #comedycentral
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    "Phillies fans are questioning Cole Hamels’ judgment after his uninspired comments about ‘wanting the season to end’ became a World Series distraction. Now you're questioning his judgment, Phillies fans? Where were you when Hamels decided to quit fucking supermodels and settle down at age 23 with Heidi from Survivor?"

    / try the brisket #comedycentral
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    Image of Michael Bertin Michael Bertin
    11/06/09

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    People have been trying to crack the "Daily Show for Sports" code for a while now

    Wait, are you saying that SportsCenter isn't satire? #comedycentral
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    Item!

    The fucked up thing is Chip Caray stole his schtick from Jackey Harvey. #comedycentral
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/06/09

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    Redskins Fans Accidentally Spell Out 'Hire Vinny' In Failed Protest

    This will actually happen, of course, so it can be actual news as well.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    The Jean Teasdale Peephole Video You Wished You'd Never Seen! #comedycentral
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    11/06/09

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    A segment where the host puts on a canadian tuxedo and walks the streets talking to average people about sports.

    L - O - L.

    If that's not enough:

    Michael Vick purchases a rape stand and some dog food at Walmart but somebody twitters about it!!!

    L - M - F - A - O - R - O - T - F.

    I just made these up in 2 seconds. How am I not in a think tank or analyzing Chinese number stations right now?!?! #comedycentral
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    Hiring for a sports version of "The Daily Show", eh? Well I also was much funnier 4 years ago... #comedycentral
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/06/09

    In reply to Area Satirical Newspaper Joins Forces With Puppet-Based Humor Channel
    Gourmet Spud isn't allowed to work in the States. Not because of visa limitations, it's that he's a pederast. #comedycentral
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