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    A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Wow I picked a great day to re-dedicate myself to work. I can only hope my star isn't gone.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    I wake up early today to go over my portfolio once last time prior to the biggest job interview of my life and to quickly check the interwebs, and I see this?!?!


    Hooooo boy...this does not bode well for today.

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    I don't have a Facebook account, so when I get the boot, it'll be for good. Too bad, because the commentariat is a witty, interesting, and generous group of folks.


    On the other hand, this is just a sports blog, and we can always go spend more time with our analog friends. And that's never a bad thing.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Ok, I think my eyes are starting to bleed. I think that means I should step away from the computer. I look forward to massive amounts of bloodshed tomorrow.


    G'night to the two or three that are still awake!

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @Karlifornia: Good night, Karl!


    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Oh I am laughing so hard right now. I mean, I am moved by your ordeal. I tried to break in my own apartment using a Swiss Army knife and old library card, so I can, on some level, feel your pain.

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    Image of DAGOTRON DAGOTRON
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    If this is it, this it it.


    Later bitches.


    [cache.daylife.com]

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    Image of DAGOTRON DAGOTRON
    06/01/09

    @DAGOTRON: In my 3 years, I've still never figured out how to post a picture here.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @DAGOTRON:

    [img src="http.yourimagehere.com"


    except < and not [

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Wow I'm tired. Obviously [], not http. Yikes.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Wow, I meant http : // but if you remove the spaces it goes all url on you. I am on a bad roll.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: It's ok, you've probably got your energy focused on something much more important. I'm going to guess it's either A)studying or B) making a sweet ass lanyard
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @Karlifornia: I'm done studying for the night, but I'm sure it's done lasting damage.

    I'm watching Seinfeld and eating grapes.

    I DONT LIKE THIS THING. AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Oooh cool. I was just watching the backwards episode the other day. I love Elaine getting drunk and calling Jerry by his Indian name "Jugdish".
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @Karlifornia: Great episode. It finally explains Jerry and Kramer's relationship.

    I can relate to drunken Elaine - everything is funny and mildly confusing.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Well I've already said I don't think this is going to be quite as big a deal, but if this is my last Deadspin post:


    So farewell to the little good you bear me.

    Farewell! a long farewell, to all my greatness!

    This is the state of man: to-day he puts forth

    The tender leaves of hopes; to-morrow blossoms,

    And bears his blushing honours thick upon him;

    The third day comes a frost, a killing frost,

    And, when he thinks, good easy man, full surely

    His greatness is a-ripening, nips his root,

    And then he falls, as I do. I have ventured,

    Like little wanton boys that swim on bladders,

    This many summers in a sea of glory,

    But far beyond my depth: my high-blown pride

    At length broke under me and now has left me,

    Weary and old with service, to the mercy

    Of a rude stream, that must for ever hide me.

    Vain pomp and glory of this world, I hate ye:

    I feel my heart new open'd. O, how wretched

    Is that poor man that hangs on princes' favours!

    There is, betwixt that smile we would aspire to,

    That sweet aspect of princes, and their ruin,

    More pangs and fears than wars or women have:

    And when he falls, he falls like Lucifer,

    Never to hope again.


    G'night Deadspin.

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    Image of ACMEsalesrep ACMEsalesrep
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Back from pre-bedtime Wii Fit yoga. In a moment of clarity, I realized that "You will all be subject to unfair scrutiny and I have very little say in the matter" could just be AJ's way of saying that Rob Iracane's back.


    I really wish I'd thought of that about three hours ago.


    (As for the "elite squad of unidentified ninjas"? Iracane's large; he contains multitudes.)

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @ACMEsalesrep: That's one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite Whitman poems.
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Hey I'm gonna talk about sports for a second if that's alright:


    How in the holy hell did Florida State's baseball team put up 37 runs? Did Ohio State bring the golf team or something?

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @OchentaYcinco: I believe that the OSU coach said it best "Everything they did was right. Everything we did was wrong."
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    Image of DAGOTRON DAGOTRON
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Watching the MTV Movie Awards on DVR right now. So was the Eminem/Bruno thing real or staged? I can't figure it out.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    @DAGOTRON: The MTV Movie Awards still exist?


    Oh, and I haven't seen it, but I'd be willing to bet all $83 in my checking account that it was staged.

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    So I've been on DUAN tonight for about 2 hours and there has been a dozen or so farewells and cyber-suicides.


    Deadspin: Where drinking the Kool-Aid happens.

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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    06/01/09

    @CoolHwhip: Mine was more of a preemptive farewell. They say that you never hear the one with your name on it.
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    White Speed Receiver was starred White Speed Receiver was unstarred
    Image of 12 Inches of JT Snow 12 Inches of JT Snow
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Some of you have probably made more comments tonight than I've made in all my time here (coming up on 3 years in July) but let me say that it's been fun while it lasted. I peeping tom'd more DUAN! sessions than I care to admit and it's been a pleasure.


    If I could embed, I'd have a sweet picture of fonzie jumping over a shark here.


    /puts Good Riddance on repeat and takes cyanide pill.

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    Image of DAGOTRON DAGOTRON
    06/01/09

    @12 Inches of JT Snow: If I could embed, I'd have a sweet picture of fonzie jumping over a shark here.


    Already been done like 7 times tonight. BTW, your commenter name left me speechless for a good 5 minutes before I could post this.

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    DAGOTRON was starred DAGOTRON was unstarred
    Image of 12 Inches of JT Snow 12 Inches of JT Snow
    06/01/09

    @DAGOTRON:


    ugh...i figured/should've known it had been posted, but I skipped from page 1 to 18...welcome to Bansville, population: this guy.


    Thanks, the commenter name was the most original thought I had my entire first year of law school.

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    Image of DAGOTRON DAGOTRON
    06/01/09

    @12 Inches of JT Snow: The fact that I'm a Giants fan and watched the guy for the better part of a decade makes it all the more shocking.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    @DAGOTRON: His HR against the Mets in the 2000 playoffs is still one of my favorite baseball memories. It's too bad the game was immediately canceled after he hit it and nobody was declared the winner (That's what happened, right?)
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    I just dropped a wrapper into a pot of boiling water and tried to get it out with my hand.


    Maybe I should be banned

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    The Devil and Daniel Murphy was starred The Devil and Daniel Murphy was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Just goes to show you're hard as nails.
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    06/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Hardly, I wouldn't have done it had I remembered the consequences of touching boiling water from 2nd grade science
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    The Devil and Daniel Murphy was starred The Devil and Daniel Murphy was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/01/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: I'm just trying to keep a PMA. I can't even remember 2nd grade science. I think we tried to grow beans.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Is it wrong that I find it weird that Tubby Smith is following Tom Crean on Twitter?


    (Ok, I'm still new to twitter. I don't adapt quickly to technology.)

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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    Well, this will be interesting to see how it all plays out.


    But when it comes to Hurdy Gurdy Man, I still like Howard Stern's cover better than the original

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/01/09

    In reply to A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...
    So if anyone wants something to cheer you up... Root Beer float plus dodgeball on TV is working for me.
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/01/09

    @HockeyMountain: I love dodgeball.

    "Necessary, is I necessary that I drink my own urine? No but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste."

    Rip Torn is hilarious
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    Michael Dukakis was starred Michael Dukakis was unstarred
    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    06/01/09

    @HockeyMountain: I am enjoying some chocolate milk and hashbrowns. What channel is dodgeball on?
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    CoolHwhip was starred CoolHwhip was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/01/09

    @CoolHwhip: FX
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    06/01/09

    @HockeyMountain: I am confused. I just turned on FX. I do not see it on there. I see some shitty Jodie Foster movie.
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    jgaugust was starred jgaugust was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/01/09

    @jgaugust: I'm on the West Coast feed, which is 3 hours behind the East coast feed. I plan on being in bed when Flightplan comes on in 3 hours here...
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    06/01/09

    @HockeyMountain: This is the only reason I hate DirecTV. I can only get the east coast feeds of everything.
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    jgaugust was starred jgaugust was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/01/09

    @jgaugust: Yeah, probably nice for the Daily Show, Colbert report and such... not so nice for most everything else.
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    @Michael Dukakis loves Omir Santos: I'm all about Rip Torn in Freddy Got Fingered..."Fuck me? Okay, well then come over and FUCK ME, Gord."
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
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