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    A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    I bet all the facebook commenters are kicking themselves for choosing "Pirate"



    http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=2400559068
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    Throw the words "fucking hot" and "fucking annoying", along with "Jewish" into that rant about your girlfriend's friend's party and it sounds like every other overheard discussion in the upper deck at Yankee Stadium.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/14/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: I have a star again? Sweet. I better start exercising again. Is there a mini-camp I could half-heartedly take part in?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    Perhaps instead of stars, we should now refer to them as "shuriken"
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    FIRST!
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/14/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: With the new layout you could use "Bottom!" but will that get you banned?
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    but starred commenters should also earn their keep

    How many points do I get for snarky Green Lantern comments on io9? 'Cause I'm a champ in that department.
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    Edited by DeepFriar at 07/14/09 3:39 PM DeepFriar was starred DeepFriar was unstarred
    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    Yes, it's exactly like an Open Caption contest you see at many, many other sites, but you are supposed to be experts at rapid-fire witticisms, so I'm hopeful it'll be electrifying. Be creative. Be funny. Be poignant. Be childish. But if you fail at this task enough times, you will be de-starred. Fair is fair.



    And remember, you can't lose if you don't play.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/14/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: But what if you play to win the game?
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    I'll put my star to good work just as soon as the new commenting system can work good. Or work at all.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/14/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Wait, it is NOT 1969??
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    but with an added ninja twist.



    Earn COTW honors and a comment ninja will come to YOUR house and give you HAND RELIEF!!!
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    Be creative. Be funny. Be poignant



    Poignant? Here? If I make a ninja cry, can I get my star back?
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    07/14/09

    @crazyjoedavola: First post on a while, and I forget to close the tag. MORON!!
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    07/14/09

    @crazyjoedavola: The tags appear to be self closing now. DOUBLE MORON!!!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    Be creative. Be funny. Be poignant. Be childish.



    Add "be ticklish, be intoxicated, and be open to new experiences" and you've got the Neverland mantra for pediatric cancer patients.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    ... they all try to ask you about your job and you end up silently slitting some guy's throat in the bathroom stall because he was asking too many questions.



    Cool! how'd you guys get to be ninjas anyways? Doesn'y the University of Phoenix offer a certificate in that?



    Anyways, how do you avoid getting the blood all over your hands?



    Don't the other folks at the table wonder what happened to the other guy?



    I bet you rummage through the guy's wallet or take his watch or stuff after you off him, eh?



    Ever have the urge to make rude gestures at blind people?
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    Image of comment_ninja comment_ninja
    07/14/09

    @David Hume: @David Hume:



    Man, how many beers have you had? I bet you have to piss like a racehorse, right?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    But starred commenters should also earn their keep.



    Christ, now I'm being berated for slacking off at the thing I do to slack off?
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    07/14/09

    @Steve U: Considering I put Starred Commenter on my resume, I guess it's time to start using it. And it might explain why I was unemployed for so long.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    Charity? All I care about is gettin those +1s SON!
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    Image of acer acer
    07/14/09

    @Stev D: -1
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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    Comment of the WEEK? Jeez, you really think people are being twice as funny as they were a year and a half ago?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/14/09

    In reply to A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
    The other ninjas? You guessed it, Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael, and Michelangelo.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/14/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: I was going to guess Frank Stallone.
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    Edited by Bobby Big Wheel at 07/14/09 2:55 PM Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
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