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    Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd

    Sir, You Did Not Read The Memo Carefully
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    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    I believe the death of Keith Moon was the first story reported by newly-minted UPI cub reporter Thomas Friedman.

    No, you look it up. I'm busy.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    I love fire, but some of Zeus' acts today have a trying-too-hard "Pompei after the volcano" vibe. Still smiting, tho.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    talk about a White Whine.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    I loved the fire on Apollo 1, but Apollo 13 has a trying-to-hard for attention "After Apollo-11-got-back-from-the-moon" vibe.

    wcronkite
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    Maybe he's an arsonist who enjoys listening to retards describe baseball games and is unable to correctly place conjunctions.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd

    Sounds like Herbert Hoover is running Najeh Davenport's new political career.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    I'ma let you finish, but Kissing Suzy Kolber had one of the best blog posts of all time.

    kanyebusbee
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    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    Too soon!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    Like I always say, every punch bowl needs a turd like every party needs a dick in the mashed potatoes.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/16/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I thought you always said that Harry Connick's Christmas albums are good for listening all year long.
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    I think it's more of a Bringing Out the Dead-era Scorsese vibe.
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    09/16/09

    @Pesti-Esti: I am the Japanese Sandman.
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    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    "I would have went with 'Oasis-after-Noel-Gallagher' vibe."

    - Paul Shirley
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    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    So that tweet absolutely, positively needed to be peppered with extraneous dashes and quotation marks...but adding "ugh" to "tho" was just too goddamn much to ask. Twitter is weird.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    Kind of a kiddie-porn-for-research-only vibe? Yeah, I know what he's saying.
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    Image of Yostal Yostal
    09/16/09

    In reply to Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd
    Hold on. Say what you will, but "Eminence Front", if a different direction from their earlier work, is a good, though not great, song.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    09/16/09

    In reply to Sir, You Did Not Read The Memo Carefully
    @francisbacon Attorney General and Lord Chancellor? Had no idea...I've always disliked syllogisms. His thinking is Johnny Locke's "I'm right. Thomas Hobbes is wrong about human nature"
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    09/16/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: +1
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