Rangers Announcer Dave Barnett To Undergo Evaluation, Will Miss Next…

Texas Rangers broadcaster Dave Barnett will miss the next two games, choosing to undergo evaluation after suffering a migraine that led to a bizarre sequence during last night's game in San Diego. » 6/19/12 4:05pm 6/19/12 4:05pm

Harry Reid To Reporter: "That's A Clown Question, Bro"

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is a Mormon from Nevada. So is Bryce Harper. He works in D.C. (where he was answering a question from Roll Call's Steven Dennis about some immigration stuff involving Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney). So does Harper (who coined this phrase less than a week ago, although he was in… » 6/19/12 3:43pm 6/19/12 3:43pm

How To Not Piss Off The World With Your Email Signature

I once worked at an ad agency that forced employees to use an email signature. And not only did we have to have an email signature, but we had to rotate in new talking points about the company into the signature every week. "Did you know that Sturding Pooper Raper Lice was ranked a Top 50 Agency by AdWeek?" I quit that… » 6/07/12 12:25pm 6/07/12 12:25pm

"I Am Sorry If I Had Disappoint You": A Dialogue Between An Extremely…

From tipster "Peter King" comes this transcript of his encounter with Electronic Arts tech support. Mr. "King" comes bearing questions about his online Madden league. Manish from tech support brings up a nonexistent "online pass." Relations deteriorate pretty quickly from there. Watch as our Madden player—merely hoping to… » 6/06/12 4:50pm 6/06/12 4:50pm