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    Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    the Yankees' chest-pounding brand of patriotism


    "That's my brand of patriotism, too!" - Dick Cheney.

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    Image of marcsiry marcsiry
    07/07/09

    @David Hume:


    There you go, shooting off your face again.


    Oh wait...

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    I'm not sure who's name sounds douchier among people who've stolen money from the Yankees, Bradford Campeau-Laurion or Carsten Charles Sabathia.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    A pair of urine soaked pants is a steal at twice the price for the opportunity to observe greatness.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    I think anyone who could sit through the entire "OK Blue Jays" song at the SkyDome deserves $10,001.


    You've got a diamond
    You've got nine men
    You've got a hat and a bat
    And that's not all
    You've got the bleachers
    Got 'em from spring 'til fall
    You got a dog and a drink
    And the umpire's call
    Whaddaya want?
    Let's play ball!


    (Chorus)
    Okay (okay)
    Blue Jays (Blue Jays)
    Let's (Let's)
    Play (Play)
    Ball!


    Is that a fly ball
    Or is it a seagull
    Coming in from the lake
    Just to catch the game?
    It's the last inning
    Our guys are winning
    Dave's put down a smoker
    A strike
    And you've got no doubt
    (You're out!)
    Waddaya want?
    Let's play ball!


    (Chorus)


    It's a beautiful evenin', fans
    At the ballpark
    Warm summer breezes
    Sun's goin' down
    And it's all dark
    At the ballpark
    But that's okay…it's a night game
    Waddaya want?
    Let's play ball!


    (Chorus)


    Bring on the White Sox
    Bring on the BoSox
    Bring on the Brewers
    The Rangers and the Yankees too
    We'll beat the Indians
    We'll beat the Tigers
    We'll beat the A's so bad it'll make
    Billy blue
    Waddaya want?
    Let's play ball!

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/07/09

    @Kid Canada: Warm summer breezes. Is that when the temperature breaks 16C?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    Part of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's torture was they put a plate of delicious Yankee Stadium Nachos in front of him. Then they told him that the nachos had been prepared by David Wells.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    With a fruity name like that, here's to guessing Bradford spends most of that money in the Starbucks bathroom at 6th and Christopher.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    Fuck the Yankees, Cock!
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    the only thing that should be "white with foam" during the 7th inning stretch is my $20 cup of Sierra Nevada or Steinbrenner's mouth as he convulses in a seizure...
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
    Too bad the settlement wasn't enough to buy a ticket to another game....
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