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Anti-boinking measures at Olympics officially surpass gold medal-level stupiditySex in the Olympic Village is a talking point at every Games, as if somehow it’s surprising that a bunch of young, hot, athletic people from all over the world have a habit of getting it on with members of the tiny subset of people who they can connect with over their very interesting and unique exp...

Game Delayed By Rubber“I believe we have a balloon or something blowing around in center field.”...

Want To Buy Some Vintage Condoms With Ted Williams's Face On Them?Take a look at what is likely National Hygenic's most infamous product: a brand of condoms released in the 1950s that were unwittingly endorsed by Ted Williams. And now you can own a pack for just $99....

Reporter Is Really Concerned About All The Condoms In This Parking Lot

Is it just me, or are there not actually any condoms in that parking lot?...

This Week's Signs Of The Apocalypse

For nearly two decades, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to cover the end of times but declines to cede the scoop on the biggest event in world history....

Olympics Brand Police Not Happy About Athletes Humping With Unauthorized Condoms

As we've seen again and again (and again), the London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games (LOCOG) protects Olympic sponsors with the ferocity of a mother bear protecting its cubs. That extends to condoms: when Australian BMXer Caroline Buchanan tweeted this picture of "a bucket ...

Fourth Official Holds Up A Massive Electrical Condom

Looking very much like Leslie Nielsen did in that Naked Gun scene when he thrusts a giant Johnny over his head to do the nasty with Elvis's ex, here's a Thai official holding up his Durex-sponsored extra-time board....

Alabama Gas Station Makes Shopping For Contraception, Saban Photos Easier

Shopping season is upon us and tipster Nick B. sends in a suggestion for those looking to procure pre-framed images of Alabama Crimson Tide head coaches: Just find the jimmy hats....