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    The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories

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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Tim starts chatting up his wife. He said something funny enough to her that got her laughing at him (not sure how he did that).

    Sick burn, #3.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Theory 3 is clearly a scene from Roadhouse that ended up on the cutting room floor? amirite?
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    I propose there was a second puncher from the gravelly road.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    People's fathers read Deadspin? I guess that explains why mine never lets me go to the public library without proper supervision.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/24/09

    @Kid Canada: Most of them discover it accidentally while trying to access DadsPin.com -- a site that sells "World's Greatest Dad" buttons.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Dang, I thought we were going to need another Timmy.
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    11/24/09


    @Juancho: Tim-may?
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    Juancho promoted this comment Armen Tamzarian was starred Armen Tamzarian was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/24/09

    @Armen Tamzarian: Tim-may!
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Following coverage of this story is like staring at a Braque painting.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Theory Four: Clausen was talking smack about the UCONN women's basketball team and my grandmother was none too pleased.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Howard Zinn thinks all three theories can go to hell.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Tim never did get the name of the kid who punched Jimmy, but he owes his un-broken nose to him.

    That abrasive young man who was quick to resort to fisticuffs? His name was Little Willy Taft. William Howard Taft. And now you know, the rest of the story.

    /Paul Harvey'd
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/24/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Does this mean that Jimmy Claussen, that little boy that nobody liked, will grow up to be... Roy Cohn?
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    You know damn well who is responsible for this.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/24/09


    JOVNY!
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    According to my son (Tim), here's what happened early Sunday morning.

    Is that his name or do some people just call him... Tim?

    He does know much that is hidden.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Man, that Tim Robbins will do anything to prepare for a role.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    He said something funny enough to her that got her laughing at him

    Since she was laughing at him, I'm sure he began with "Hi, I'm Jay Marriotti."
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Jimmy listens to ska, and Timmy likes Last Resort
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    So it was late and the Irish got knocked out cheaply when some rival gets handsy.

    I actually find that pretty plausible.
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    Edited by HockeyMountain at 11/24/09 2:36 PM HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
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