Fan Makes Layup, Free Throw, Half-Court Shot, Forgets To Take…

At halftime of Sunday's Missouri Valley Conference final, a 24-year-old student made the shot of his life. Alex Permann needed to hit, in order, a layup, a foul shot, a three, and one from center court, all within 24 seconds, in order to win $50,000. After he sank his half-courter, he thrust his arms up, jumping around … » 3/12/13 4:09pm 3/12/13 4:09pm

Photoshop Time: Rob Gronkowski On The Cover Of "The Body Issue"

Yes, yes: We've said we're pretty much over any and all photos of Rob Gronkowski without a shirt. And we meant it! But as soon as we saw this image of Gronk on one of the covers of ESPN The Magazine's forthcoming "The Body Issue," we just knew it was ripe for your photoshops. I mean, look at those ... hands? Just use the … » 7/10/12 5:40pm 7/10/12 5:40pm

We Have A Winner For The Dumbest Story Ever Written About Derek Jeter…

We asked you on Monday, after a particularly objectionable item ran in the New York Post, to write the dumbest story ever about Derek Jeter. You did not let us down. » 6/13/12 3:05pm 6/13/12 3:05pm

Photoshop Contest: That Jerkoff Kid Behind Doug Gottlieb

We can't stop marveling at the brilliant juvenile hijinks displayed last night at the Kansas State-Missouri game by the young man sitting directly behind Doug Gottlieb, which our own Tim Burke so memorably captured in a .gif we posted this morning. But there's no reason for the fun to stop there; the natural next step … » 2/22/12 3:40pm 2/22/12 3:40pm

Your Rolando McClain Perp Walk Grin Photoshop Roundup

When we put out the call last week for photoshops of the fantastic perp walk photo of Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain (above), we knew you'd be up to the challenge; we knew you'd make us laugh like all hell at the sheer absurdity of it all. And you didn't disappoint. In all honesty, I was a little… » 12/08/11 4:35pm 12/08/11 4:35pm

Photoshop Contest: Raiders LB Rolando McClain's Fantastic Perp Walk Grin

When we first saw the above photo of Rolando McClain after he was arrested yesterday in his hometown of Decatur, Ala., on misdemeanor gun and assault charges, we kind of thought it had already been doctored. I mean, just look at that facial expression, at that playful tilt of the head. But the photo, as is, was indeed … » 12/02/11 12:50pm 12/02/11 12:50pm

Presenting Your Larry Merchant Photoshop Winner, Runner-Up And…

Boxing stumblentator Larry Merchant took to the ring after Floyd Mayweather got headbutted, dropped the headbuttist with two quick blasts of questionable fury and broiled in the stew of booing judgement. There was no question that something magical was about to occur. » 9/20/11 8:30pm 9/20/11 8:30pm

Readers: Let's Come Up With A Less Awful Trophy For The Winner Of…

Now that the Iowa Corn Growers Association and the Iowa Corn Promotion Board have abandoned their ill-fated agrarian-robot-family-allegory design for the Cy-Hawk Trophy, how will the victors in the annual football showdown between Iowa and Iowa State know they've won? Please help bail out the corn industry by… » 8/24/11 2:20pm 8/24/11 2:20pm

Ukulele Boob Girl Will Do Anything You Ask If You Vote For Her Again

Remember Sarah H., the lovely damsel who desperately pleaded for your votes in some sort of freakish marketing contest by playing a ukulele nestled under her breasts? Well, she's emailing again, claiming that the freakish marketing people somehow turned her 1,500-vote advantage into a 12-vote deficit. » 8/17/11 11:00pm 8/17/11 11:00pm