A bear cub who had his sights set on some delicious cookies got into quite a struggle on Friday when his stupid bear head got stuck in an animal cracker jar. The bear was in New Jersey, where the cookies are good and the bears are hungry.
Reader Kevin brings us this, the Nilla Wafer shaped like a dick and balls. That sure as hell is one dick-and-balls-shaped Nilla Wafer! Man. Take it away, Kevin:
Today I spent the whole day creating custom cookie cutters, and now you can join me! The days of stupid hearts and boring bunnies* are gone — let's make cookie cutters that have previously only existed in our twisted minds.
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