Peru And Venezuela Are About To Play For South American Soccer's…

So what if Irina Grandez and Daisy Araujo didn't quite measure up to Larissa Riquelme in the "world will watch my nation's soccer match to see whether I will have to strip naked for them" sweepstakes? Paraguay Cell Phone Girl's nudity will be decided tomorrow. But, Irina and Daisy's heroes on the Peruvian side will… » 7/23/11 3:00pm 7/23/11 3:00pm

Everybody Feared The Worst When Old Man Brent Musburger Went Rogue In…

Your morning roundup for July 23, the day after we learned that high-school tennis coaches really might want to stay away from strip-club ownership. » 7/23/11 10:00am 7/23/11 10:00am

Venezuela Lost, But Did Not Go Down Without A Brawl, In Last Night's…

When Paraguay outlasted Venezuela in the Copa America semifinals last night, it brought cell-phone holder Larissa Riquelme within 90 minutes of having to strip for the world. The PK victory after a 0-0 match also resulted in a brawl. Good times. » 7/21/11 8:30pm 7/21/11 8:30pm

Here Are Four Ample NSFW Reasons To Root For Peru To Win Copa América

Meet Irina and Daysy. They very much would like to see Peru win the Copa America. So much so, in fact, that they intend to go sans ropas if Peru prevails. Making that proposition all the more enjoyable is how Google Translate, well, translates stories about the aforementioned potential nudity. To wit: » 7/06/11 7:45pm 7/06/11 7:45pm

Here's A Foul On A Mexican Player That Involves "El Pene"

In yesterday's Chile-Mexico Copa America match, chileno Gary Medel got a hold of Giovani Dos Santos and did not let go until the man went down. Chile went on to win, 2-1, and will play Uruguay on Friday. May they leave los penes en paz. » 7/06/11 11:10am 7/06/11 11:10am

Bikini-Clad Russian Soccer Players Declare That The "Time Of Female…

Your morning roundup for July 2, the day a few Marines face time in the brig because they married solely for money. » 7/02/11 10:00am 7/02/11 10:00am

"Hotel Prostitutes" Get Mexican Soccer Players Sent Home From Copa…

The Copa America is about to start, but eight players on the Mexican side are in big trouble. Seems they had a little place in their Quito hotel where they were running some Ecuadorian whores in and out, trying to be responsible. Then, laptops and iPads turned up missing. They got criticized for that, especially… » 6/29/11 11:15pm 6/29/11 11:15pm