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    Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    Say what you will about the internet, but I will be damned if I will let this old geezer sully the reputation of public bathroom humour.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    I feel shame, embarrassment, resentment and resounding ennui knowing that my work will forever be overshadowed by the author of the Home Depot restroom classic "518-474-8390. Good suck, no old men"
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    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    "The internet is like a Jonas Bros. concert; fun to be a part of, but only if you can do so anonymously."
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    I wonder what Corky thinks of gloryholes.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/12/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: He can't wait to take his family up to see it.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    I think of the literature on the Internet in the same way that I think of the literature on the walls of public bathrooms.


    Does that make Deadspin the glory hole of the internet?

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    Larry Craig would like to know about these public restrooms and what these naughty, nasty boys have been writing.
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    Image of PolishMafia PolishMafia
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    I, like Corky, do enjoy the high class literature public bathroom walls provide. To wit:


    Some come here to read and write.
    Some come here to wonder.
    I come here to shit and piss
    And fart like fucking thunder.


    Each your heart out, Deadspin!

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    Image of PolishMafia PolishMafia
    01/12/09

    @PolishMafia: Eat, dipshit.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    01/12/09

    @PolishMafia: I was going to make fun of you.


    Until I realized I couldn't spell whole a few comments up.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/12/09

    @PolishMafia: "Flush twice; it's a long way to the editor's desk."
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    Maybe if he'd take the leap to 56K instead of that pokey old 28K, he might feel differently.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    He then went on to describe the onion on his belt.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    The bad news is, this guy is probably hitting on my grandma at the home in AZ. The good news is, when he gets senile, I will fill out his ballot.


    Albie Lopez HOF 2014!!

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    I'm too old, and my skin is too thick, and I'm a stubborn old mule from Missouri


    What an ass...

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/12/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize a stubborn old mule from Missouri.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    I don't know about you guys, but I refuse to fuck with a man who can fit his wholoe hand inside his ear.
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    Rickey thinks the Internet smells like roses.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/12/09

    In reply to Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'
    So by my calculations, I have finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a ninja turtle.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    01/12/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: I was wondering why I got sent to the year B.C. 2500000000
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    01/09/09

    In reply to Ancient Journalist Apologizes For Chasing Rickey Henderson Off Of His Lawn
    via Western Union telegraph, one presumes


    You're wrong. It was the Pony Express, but only because his messenger pigeon refused to relocate to Arizona for fear of vultures.

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