"The truck's load of corndogs spilled all over the roadway" is a sentence that actually appeared in news reports today, thanks to a driver who flipped his semi truck near Shreveport, La. early this morning.
Michele Bachmann won the Ames, Iowa straw poll yesterday, which, according to Nate Silver, means she's the favorite to win the Iowa caucuses next year. And, if you follow this syllogism to its logical extreme, she's gonna win the Republican nomination and then the presidency. Or something.