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    06/17/09

    In reply to Shockingly, No One Was Seriously Injured During Deadspin Bar Crawl
    What's a shade that's lighter than white?
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    06/17/09

    In reply to Shockingly, No One Was Seriously Injured During Deadspin Bar Crawl
    Wait, so the Deadspin commenter groupie stories ClintonPortishead regales me with every night are all just fabrications?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/17/09

    In reply to Shockingly, No One Was Seriously Injured During Deadspin Bar Crawl
    "Join an Ice Cold Corona"


    That is the most advertising slogan ever.

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    06/17/09

    In reply to Shockingly, No One Was Seriously Injured During Deadspin Bar Crawl
    Sadly Iracane couldn't make it his mother wouldn't sign the permission slip.
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    Image of Donnie_Iris Donnie_Iris
    06/17/09

    In reply to Shockingly, No One Was Seriously Injured During Deadspin Bar Crawl
    There haven't been that many pasty skinned white guys sucking on limes since the Mayflower voyage.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/17/09

    @Donnie_Iris: Cut them some slack, we haven't seen the sun in New York since April.
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    06/17/09

    In reply to Shockingly, No One Was Seriously Injured During Deadspin Bar Crawl
    HOLY SHIT! You guys didn't tell us Colm Meaney would be there.
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    06/17/09

    In reply to Shockingly, No One Was Seriously Injured During Deadspin Bar Crawl
    So this site is full of alcohol, young, pale, white guys? Who knew....
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    06/17/09

    @Hustler of Culture: I wonder if two guys with ill-fitting shirts ever embraced and said "so this is what it feels like when doves cry."
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Morrison must be really pissed he's missing Bonnaroo this year.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Ronaldo heading to Real Madrid:
    [edition.cnn.com]
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    I'd rather drink the contents of Antone the homeless guy's pickle jar than wear NY baseball colors.


    But it sounds like a nice event anyway--

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    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Speaking of the work of Matt Groening, who else is psyched about this:


    [www.seattlepi.com]

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Oh me, even though I am not a sci-fi kind of person. I am watching Futurama as we speak.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    You know that females quoting Simpsons episodes will lead to lots of male attention at Pants Parties.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    I'll be the guy wearing a trench coat and holding 2 duffel bags
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Yea we're all friends here on the interwebs, but how awkward is it actually gonna be when we're all together in person? I have a feeling this is what it might turn out to be:


    "Hey. so uh, you're on deadspin?"


    "Yea."


    "Oh cool. so uh...what's your nickname?"


    "SayChowdafrenchie."


    "Oh cool. So, did you go on deadspin today?"


    "Uh no. I've been here."


    "Right."


    Can't wait!!

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    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: That's where alcohol comes into play.
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    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: From my extensive experience in the field of meeting people from the internet, the only people who are awkward about it are the people who are awkward in all other social situations to begin with.
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    06/11/09

    @Pete Gaines: Good point. I'm actually going to make a conscious effort to make it. I just don't want to be there wearing my wright jersey surrounded by drunk Phillies commenters. I'm positive AJ is an angry drunk.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: This get together is actually the real comment ninja trap.
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    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: AJ is a peach. Bum cigarettes from him, that's the fastest way to his heart. Trust me.


    Regardless of what kind of drunk he is - WHO FUCKING CARES? Go get free beer, meet some other people, show 'em how awesome you are. Stop being a pussy.

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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    06/11/09

    @Pete Gaines: I wasn't going to go, then I read your comment. I enjoyed it and will now make a conscious effort to make it. You're like my Knute Rockne.
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    06/11/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: Can someone bring a laptop and liveblog the night during Saturday's DUAN? That'll be highly entertaining for us as well as those not able to make it.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: Please no. What's the point of going if you're there to report instead of enjoy? I don't think that's what anyone has in mind...
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: I'd spend the whole time making inappropriate Simpsons references at you. It'd rule. They'd get more inappropriate the drunker I got. Unfortunately, I figured that I'd have to drink anywhere between 100 and 200 Coronas to offset the cost of the flight, and I'm pretty sure that would kill me.
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    06/11/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Just kidding about the laptop. That would bring us to a new low.@Ailanthus-altissima: Is any Simpsons reference really inappropriate?
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    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: I say discussing sexy Flanders in detail could be off-putting.

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    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: That's appalling.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @notthequarterback: It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all.

    (Sorry.)
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    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: You could also discuss the tasteless "Itchy and Sambo" cartoons of the late '30's
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: That's up there with suggesting people look into little-known and also tasteless Itchy and Scratchy pal, Ku Klux Klam.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Jager Bombs are garbage.


    The only alcoholic beverages for which a man can be legitimately teased for any reason are Appletinis (or any fruity martini unless you are on a beach at the time) and Chocolate Martinis.

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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    06/11/09

    @notthequarterback: distilled bottled drinks like Bacardi Breezers and Smirnoff Ice also belong on that list.
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    06/11/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Oh, well that's a given. People can be legitimately teased regardless of gender, ethnicity, etc. if they drink that garbage.
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