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A Starburst Is Born

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Karlifornia
07/07/09

In reply to A Starburst Is Born
At Mardi Grad, my buddy vomited rainbow sherbet all over me, and next thing I knew, I was being sued by Ryan Braun..
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ArkansasFred
07/07/09

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Sort of like the difference between a Starburst and a Mamba: One is tasty and one is gross.
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ClueHeywood
07/07/09

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You'd think Floridians might applaud Castro's turn to capitalism.
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Kid Canada
07/07/09

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An officer claims he was offing them for $5 from a duffel bag

If he'd walked another block away from the stadium, Jose Canseco was selling them for $2.99 from the trunk of his car.
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Steve U
07/07/09

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Well, I can't imagine the guy actually has a federal trademark registration for that thing. So, at the very least, he could probably face some federal penalties for fradulent use of the registered trademark symbol.

/IP attorney'd
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Starburied
07/07/09

@Steve U: In 2008, the R stands for Relevance.
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UpstateUnderdog
07/07/09

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the saddest part of the story is that the guy selling the fake shirts never got to buy a ton of lap dances at Mons Venus with the money he made from those shirts.
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NordoftheBlings
07/07/09

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The shirt seller countersued that the Rays were a shameless ripoff of a Single-A team from 1998-2003.
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Jews For Purple Jesus
07/07/09

In reply to A Starburst Is Born
Given Florida's population, a shameless rip of a yellow star could also be classified as a hate crime.
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Dany Heatley Speedwagon
07/07/09

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I prefer to leave commenting on these star related issues to Starburied.
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Starburied
07/07/09

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Maybe this discredits me as a reigning authority on the matter, but until just now I thought the Rays logo was a picture of Jack Lake being gangraped by enraged senior citizens.
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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
07/07/09

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They have Surveillance footage of Castro selling a shirt to Scott Kazmir and the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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