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    Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    This song title is eerily similar to Mike Ditka's country song, "I'm Just Happy To Be Hard."
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    Terry Bradshaw will be impressed when Collins releases an entire album.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 odds, you take it.


    Dammit, that doesn't help in this case!

     Reply
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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    Johnny Reb > Kerry Collins
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    The song title is a direct quote from Vince Young in the showers.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    LenDale White has a song also. It's called "Can you fucking believe I'm the best NFL Player off the 2005 USC Trojans?"
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    OH HE'S JUST BEIN MILEY
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    Meanwhile, Drew Bledsoe just blows away on his harmonica, hoping to get noticed.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    He was first inspired in college upon learning that Joe Paterno had written "The Battle Hymn of the Republic."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    "It's Not Hard to Be Happy When I'm Looking at You" was originally pitched to Stevie Wonder but things didn't work out.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/13/08

    @Weed Against Speed: +1. Brilliant.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/13/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I'll second J-No
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    What Made Lynchburg, TN Famous Has Made A Loser Out Of Me
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/13/08

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Nice
     Reply
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    "It's Not Hard to Be Happy When I'm Looking at You"


    Better than his original title, "It's Not Easy to Be Unhappy When I'm Not Avoiding Looking at You"

     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/13/08

    @StuScott Booyahs: Which was a revision from an earlier title, "It's Untenable to Maintain the Converse of the Position That It's Not Logically Impossible to Be Unhappy When I'm Looking at You."
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    It's Hard Not to Be Happy When I have Drunkenly Called My Teammates Racial Slurs.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    I know whe we're talkin' musical QBs correlation aint causation, but two words Kerry: Joey Harrington.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/13/08

    @David Hume: Jesus, who's the drunkard here, anyways?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/13/08

    In reply to Kerry "the Crooning Cannon" Collins Is a Country Music Songwriter
    Songwriters like Kerry Collins get nominated for Grammys. They don't win them. He can only take you so far.
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